Something tells me that their hearts really aren't in it…

[MrScorpio]

[Expat in Korea]

1. That's about 90%

of online discussions about religion. And/or politics.

[KittyWampus]

2. wait? so the dogs could just move a few inches and be face to face?

[gratuitous]

3. Reminds me of a Dave Barry column

I think it was after Hurricane Andrew swept through south Florida. Barry had a fenced back yard patio area (which is necessary if you don't want alligators dropping by during a barbecue), and Andrew had swept the cyclone fence into low orbit over Pluto. The gate, however, was still in place, firmly anchored between the posts. Barry let his dogs, Ernest and Zippy, out and they sprinted toward the gate and turned around for Barry to open it for them. JUST GO AROUND, YOU MORONS! Not a chance. He had to walk across the patio and open the gates for the dogs.

[Solly Mack]

4. But it feels so good!

And they're happy with that.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. another one for the Dopey Doggies thread!