There should be a law against hipsters writing restaurant reviews.
Treehouse BBQ courts greatness ... or mediocrity
By Bryce Crawford
http://www.csindy.com/coloradosprings/treehouse-bbq-courts-greatness-or-mediocrity/Content?oid=2965523
Treehouse BBQ is in a big, white, square trailer named The Jenny after Forrest Gump, towed by a big, white Dodge pickup truck. Brothers Brady and Taylor Boll run the joint, smoking their meats with hickory pellets. The menu dabbles in more areas than the name suggests, however. And more importantly, there's a pretty big difference between the food the truck makes fresh and the frozen food it buys from the grocery store.
These words are hard to keep in mind when eating generic crinkle-cut fries, even when they're combined with truffle oil and Parmesan ($3). There's just nothing interesting about frozen French fries, and a sense of accessing adventure is part of what defines the mobile-food movement. These are even well-executed in the sense that they're crispier and with more structure than you'd expect, but the boredom persists. Punch it up.
This makes fine business sense. But some of the other items at Treehouse are so good, driven by culinary training from Brady and culinary expertise from Taylor, it's just kind of dispiriting to eat one next to the other.
For example, I'd rather see a menu full of nothing but the Turducken Egg Rolls ($7). These two babies are fat and stay crisp to the end, until you're eating triangular shard-pockets filled with juicy, chopped bites of smoked turkey, duck and chicken with shreds of cabbage and carrots and green sprouts hugging the meat. The sauce is a sexy orange-Sriracha combination that cuts the fat and balances the whole bite in citrus tang.
Even the Colorado-made jalapeño sausage ($4) and linguiça are succulent rock stars (though the yellow mustard is a bummer). And maybe you'll find you dig the simple approach. But as for me, give me a steaming bowl of gluten-free, smoked salmon and bacon mac-and-cheese ($7) or give me nothing, for we need no more of the rest.
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The single greatest scene in "The Walking Dead" is when Rick takes apart Gareth with the red machete.
I'm a huge fan of beat generation history, art, poetry, bebop and hard/straight/latin/soul/modal jazz from the era. Hipsters: they are not. Modern day yuppies are are disgusting. 
...it's one of those "local scene" free papers you find at the front door of every local business. Guy's a hipster, and a really annoying one, and he has some issues with a local food truck.
Hipsters, I FUCKING HATE HIPSTERS!!! 
...I do have to believe this is all one big joke, and that his amusement comes largely from being a hipster dick who knows he's pissing off anyone outside of his "base."
Pretty much everything the guy has to say makes me want to scream "What the hell is wrong with you?"
And that's the game. I really believe that's his intention, to get that reaction, because he's like Stefon on SNL, just a guy living in his own precious bubble for his own amusement.
"the sauce is a sexy orange-Sriracha combination"
"the Colorado-made jalapeño sausage and linguiça are succulent rock stars"
"the yellow mustard is a bummer"
"give me a steaming bowl of gluten-free, smoked salmon and bacon mac-and-cheese or give me nothing, for we need no more of the rest"
and a couple of overall examples:
would be a good introduction for you to hipsters. 
http://unhappyhipsters.com/
Example:
Eager to embrace populist trends, he set up shop in his glass
house and waited for the Occupy movement to join him.
would he know the difference between truffle oil and hydrogenated coconut oil....and "Parmesan" for three bucks he must mean the powdered stuff that comes in the green can.
Here in Portland we have two free weekly "alternative" papers full of writing like this. 
