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orleans

(34,061 posts)
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 04:37 AM Dec 2014

kid's jokes

are always interesting (or just plain weird)

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/


what is furry and lays eggs and also flys?

a hot air chicken egg

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A MAN ALWAYS LAUGHING HIS NAME IS WILLSON.
1 DAY A FREIND OF WILLSON ASK HIM:WHY YOU ALWAYS HAPPY?
WILLSON LOOK HIM FREIND AND SLAP HIM FREIND
AND THAT DAY WILLSON NEVER LAUGH BECAUSE WILLSON IS GHOST NOW

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when happy or cute cats die other cats have a funeral! when grumpy or scratchy cats die other cats throw a party I cant think a better joke sorry

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what does the sock say

im a sock yeah?

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what did the orange do in the tree?

orange buisness

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a lot more at above link

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