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http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/cops-find-loaded-gun-tennessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.
A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.
She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.
Dr. Freud, pickup on Line One...
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Iggo
(47,558 posts)Well, back in the good old days, anyway.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)nolabear
(41,987 posts)I'm going to pass on all other jokes because I'm creeping myself out over here.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)dawg
(10,624 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)Oy. It is a faint memory, but there nonetheless...
dawg
(10,624 posts)I was born in 1967.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)I was born in 1939...
dawg
(10,624 posts)it's also possible that I heard it on something like "Hee-Haw" when I was growing up.
DFW
(54,408 posts)Tennessee law only permits unloaded weapons there to protect the safety of eventual temporary male visitors.
Special Prosciuto
(731 posts)sakabatou
(42,158 posts)On a serious note, I'm thankful that it didn't go off.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)I can't top that. Sorry.
ETA
Wait, Dallas Archer?
Shouldn't she be fletching or something?
I guess the bow and arrow became a bit uncomfortable.
Kaleva
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(82,333 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)retread
(3,762 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)her boyfriend swears it's 8 inches.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)SHE BANGS!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Fearless
(18,421 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)K&R
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Yavin4
(35,442 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)While it may be a convenient place to stick your car keys, cell phone and spare change, I recommend against it. You don't have to spend $300 on a Coach bag, but using your hoo-hah as a storage receptacle is just not a good idea.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)Accidental discharge is bad, m'kay?
Sancho
(9,070 posts)and the company motto: convenient, reliable, versatile !
struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares
... She's got style, she's got violent ways about her
She's got me so that I can't dream without her
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
My bedside is loaded
My bedside's exploded ...
pintobean
(18,101 posts)Whoever gave her that 4 inch gun must have given her two and claimed 8 inches.
ProfessorGAC
(65,076 posts)Wow, that's a little pistol. You can make of that comment what you wish.
kairos12
(12,862 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Without asking if papa's got a brand new bag!