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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Mon Jan 12, 2015, 03:53 PM Jan 2015

Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman’s vagina

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/cops-find-loaded-gun-tennessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported.

Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.

A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.


Dr. Freud, pickup on Line One...
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Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman’s vagina (Original Post) KamaAina Jan 2015 OP
Did she have a permit for concealed carry? Tobin S. Jan 2015 #1
DUzy!! KamaAina Jan 2015 #2
"What you lookin' at?" NYC_SKP Jan 2015 #3
With that hair, she opted for her vagina? NV Whino Jan 2015 #18
Good point. Marie Marie Jan 2015 #24
Hoo-boy! That's my girl right there! Iggo Jan 2015 #19
I imagine a Saturday night out with her would be real memorable... Blue_Tires Jan 2015 #34
Hope she had the safety on. nolabear Jan 2015 #4
Or at least a condom. nt sarge43 Jan 2015 #10
That really is carrying a concealed weapon too concealed to do any good. In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #5
Lay that pistol down! dawg Jan 2015 #6
I remember that song growing up in Texas in the early 50s. CTyankee Jan 2015 #36
I'm not sure where *I* remember it from. dawg Jan 2015 #37
My dear, I have quite a number of years on you...and I think this song was from the 1940s. CTyankee Jan 2015 #38
Maybe I heard it in a movie, or ... dawg Jan 2015 #40
Didn't she know? DFW Jan 2015 #7
I think she misunderstood the meaning of "stick up." nt Special Prosciuto Jan 2015 #8
That's some protection sakabatou Jan 2015 #9
The Smoking Gun reported... Xipe Totec Jan 2015 #11
Gun Safety Rule #69: Don't perform **** on a woman who keeps her gun there. Kaleva Jan 2015 #12
Was it cocked? rug Jan 2015 #13
DUzy! KamaAina Jan 2015 #14
She must be a blast in bed. nt alphafemale Jan 2015 #15
To be fair, it was just 4 inches. retread Jan 2015 #16
Is that half-cocked? Major Nikon Jan 2015 #30
But NewJeffCT Jan 2015 #46
Ow. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2015 #17
Don't Kegel, babe... MrMickeysMom Jan 2015 #20
Indeed! In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #29
I'm sensing a Ricky Martin song coming to life Generic Brad Jan 2015 #21
Aaaand, another DUzy! KamaAina Jan 2015 #26
Talk about the government getting into your pants! Fearless Jan 2015 #22
bang bang, she shot me down .... kwassa Jan 2015 #23
She could give someone a serious case of STBs. DeSwiss Jan 2015 #25
This thread should have a **Trigger Warning** on it. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #27
Wow, tampons have really changed n/t Yavin4 Jan 2015 #28
My dear, that is not a handbag. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2015 #31
Maybe it's a Cooch bag? KamaAina Jan 2015 #32
DUzy! The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2015 #33
Here's a picture! Sancho Jan 2015 #35
Did you read the text? jmowreader Jan 2015 #39
...and the optional handgrip is interesting too! Sancho Jan 2015 #41
There used to be a group for people like that: Machine Gun Fellatio struggle4progress Jan 2015 #42
Gun humper. Now we know. pintobean Jan 2015 #43
That's Like A Derringer ProfessorGAC Jan 2015 #45
Did the revolver have a hair trigger? kairos12 Jan 2015 #44
Pttt pintobean Jan 2015 #47
Come on guys you shouldn't make fun of a loaded weapon in a vagina... Initech Jan 2015 #48
Was the barrel ribbed for added pleasure? Kaleva Jan 2015 #49

nolabear

(41,987 posts)
4. Hope she had the safety on.
Mon Jan 12, 2015, 04:34 PM
Jan 2015

I'm going to pass on all other jokes because I'm creeping myself out over here.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
36. I remember that song growing up in Texas in the early 50s.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:14 PM
Jan 2015

Oy. It is a faint memory, but there nonetheless...

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
38. My dear, I have quite a number of years on you...and I think this song was from the 1940s.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:23 PM
Jan 2015

I was born in 1939...

dawg

(10,624 posts)
40. Maybe I heard it in a movie, or ...
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:56 PM
Jan 2015

it's also possible that I heard it on something like "Hee-Haw" when I was growing up.

DFW

(54,408 posts)
7. Didn't she know?
Mon Jan 12, 2015, 05:52 PM
Jan 2015

Tennessee law only permits unloaded weapons there to protect the safety of eventual temporary male visitors.

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
11. The Smoking Gun reported...
Mon Jan 12, 2015, 07:32 PM
Jan 2015

I can't top that. Sorry.

ETA

Wait, Dallas Archer?

Shouldn't she be fletching or something?

I guess the bow and arrow became a bit uncomfortable.


kwassa

(23,340 posts)
23. bang bang, she shot me down ....
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 12:12 AM
Jan 2015

Bang bang I hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me down

 

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
25. She could give someone a serious case of STBs.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 01:06 AM
Jan 2015
- You'd need condoms made of Kevlar® for protection......

K&R

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,735 posts)
31. My dear, that is not a handbag.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 06:23 PM
Jan 2015

While it may be a convenient place to stick your car keys, cell phone and spare change, I recommend against it. You don't have to spend $300 on a Coach bag, but using your hoo-hah as a storage receptacle is just not a good idea.

jmowreader

(50,560 posts)
39. Did you read the text?
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:42 PM
Jan 2015
As with every NAA Mini-Revolver, the hammer need not rest on an empty chamber. Using the original half-way notch cylinder, the hammer may rest safely and securely without chance of accidental discharge.


Accidental discharge is bad, m'kay?

Sancho

(9,070 posts)
41. ...and the optional handgrip is interesting too!
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:57 PM
Jan 2015

and the company motto: convenient, reliable, versatile !

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)
42. There used to be a group for people like that: Machine Gun Fellatio
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 10:58 PM
Jan 2015

The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares

... She's got style, she's got violent ways about her
She's got me so that I can't dream without her

She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares

My bedside is loaded
My bedside's exploded ...




 

pintobean

(18,101 posts)
43. Gun humper. Now we know.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:46 PM
Jan 2015

Whoever gave her that 4 inch gun must have given her two and claimed 8 inches.

Initech

(100,081 posts)
48. Come on guys you shouldn't make fun of a loaded weapon in a vagina...
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 02:21 PM
Jan 2015

Without asking if papa's got a brand new bag!

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