See! I told you those stakes weren't woodeny enough!!!

[ret5hd]

I said "Plywood ain't woodeny enough" and y'all said "Shutup ret5hd!" and now here he is back from the dead, just like I said!

(re: breitfart)

[HopeHoops]

1. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

[siligut]

2. I was hoping for a pic

Must be an inside joke, I never get those.

[HopeHoops]

3. Oh, I've got some wood pics my wife took, but both DU and my hosting site would nuke them.

I'm not that tall, but I'm, um, well, how do you say "woody" without mentioning it?

On Edit: I've got some nice pics of my fox too! And then there are the videos...

No, I am NOT going to post those.

[siligut]

4. OK, I think I get the gist of that . . .

Still don't know what the OP is about

[HopeHoops]

7. Yeah. I was thinking about the ZZ Top song.

[Bruce Wayne]

5. The OP was talking about nailing vampires

not vamps

[HopeHoops]

8. Nailing vampires isn't a good idea. They bite your neck when they cum.

[Bruce Wayne]

6. hint

http://twitter.com/#!/BreitFART but I'm just guessing here. I used this obscure internet resource called "Google". If you request it, I can forward the URL to you.

[HopeHoops]

9. I avoid anything involving the word "twitter" on general purposes. It's a plague.

I'm sure God is laughing about it.