Um, somebody replaced all the cook-books in the Lounge kitchenette with shoe porn videos

[struggle4progress]

If you like shoes, that's none of my business

But please return the cook-books: the shoe videos just really aren't any help to me when I need to make a cup of tea or PBJ sammitch

[jakeXT]

1. I never understood this whole crushing thing, I guess it can be used to intimidate the children

[petronius]

2. Damn, I guess that explains why my filet of sole tasted a bit rubbery

I followed the recipe exactly as shown, too...

[Arkansas Granny]

3. What, you don't like filet of sole?

[KMOD]

4. I can help you with the sammitch

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[struggle4progress]

6. I wanted to try Julia Child's recipe

[rug]

5. What's wrong with a tongue on a foot?

You heel.

[In_The_Wind]

7. Um.

I shouldn't do the dusting after adding brandy to my morning coffee.
Sorry.

[struggle4progress]

8. Th'snackbar coffee we serve here will mess yer mind fer shore

[kentauros]

9. Shouldn't the cookbooks go in C&B?

Or are you referring to a different kind of 'cooking'?

[struggle4progress]

10. I guess you can cart em down there if you like

but I'd rather not get banned from that group again

[LynneSin]

11. Sorry but we banned PBJ sammitches from the Lounge...

but from what I gather in General Discussion we are to allow all unvaccinated children.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. You certainly don't want your tea laced with something.

[Initech]

13. I'm fine with that as long as there's no vajankle involved.