A dolphin seduced me, and we enjoyed a torrid year-long affair

[KamaAina]

http://nypost.com/2015/02/02/dolphin-love-details-mans-year-long-affair-with-a-dolphin/

In a documentary movie that premiered at Utah’s Slamdance Film Festival last week, a man details his year-long affair with a dolphin. No word yet on when “Dolphin Lover” will be coming to a theater — or aquarium — near you.

Malcolm Brenner, now 63, says he was working as a photographer at Sarasota theme park Floridaland in 1971 when he met Dolly, a female dolphin. He tried to remain pure, he claims, but Dolly seduced him.

“At first I discouraged her, I wasn’t interested,” Brenner says in the movie. “After some time I thought, ‘If this was a woman would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?’?”...

“I started rubbing her along her back, working my way to her flukes — her tail,” he says. “And as I was rubbing her and moving my hand towards her tail, Dolly was slowly rolling around her long axis.”

Sharyn McCrumb's hilarious "If I'd Killed Him When I Met Him..." features a woman-dolphin wedding!

[Blue Owl]

1. That dude's really waxing poetic on that dolphin

n/t

[panader0]

2. I seduced a roadrunner on Saturday.

I went to my buddy's house to jam, he was gone on a beer run, so I leaned against my car, had a beer and waited.
A beautiful plump young roadrunner came close and I gave her (I think it was a her) the roadrunner clicking sound
which is almost like rolling your R's in Spanish. The beauty cocked her head (I think it was a her) and stared at me, obviously lovestruck. She came a bit closer, drawn by my clicking. I thought she loved me. But at the prime time, my buddy came driving back from his beer run and scared her off.

[UTUSN]

3. Well, dolphins (porpoises?) are known to be inter-species amorous n/t