Bristol Palin Shocked To Learn She Is A Idiot
(I urge everyone to read the comments--one poster helpfully gave us a list of words to use instead of idiot--absolutely wonderful. warning--do not drink while reading this!!)
Truer words never spoken?
Bristol Palin Shocked To Learn She Is A Idiot
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Portrait of the idiot in her natural surroundings.
Commenters, we need to ask you a question, and we PROMISE we will not get mad. Has somebody out there been doing some rogue, face-to-face guerilla Wonkette-ing? Because somebody marched right into the medical office where Bristol Palin works when she’s not showing off her baby bump for money at abstinence conferences or poorly dancing on reality television, and said, RIGHT TO HER FACE, that she is A Idiot. And she was stunned! Why would this mean lady say such a true thing, right to her?
I took a patient back to an exam room, and set up for for a procedure the dr was about to do. (I promise I really do work a normal job, and have for a while.) I was making small talk with the patient while filing out notes… She asked how long I had been there. I told her around 6.5 years, but I had left for school, and done other short term “things” but always came back… She said she had never seen me there before. She goes on to say that she had heard “Bristol Palin had worked there,” and I just kind of laughed. I didn’t say a word. (I never do! DWTS/reality shows – that kind of stuff is so embarrassing for me!!!) Anyways, what was strange about this incident was that the patient continued. She then told me that, “it was a long time ago, when her mom was running. She didn’t work here long.” I still didn’t say a word.
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doubtful that she actually 'learned' it.
I don't get the lip thing - it reminds me of In Living Color's Wanda:
