I'm high as a kite!!!

[taterguy]

That's kept stored in someone's basement.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Why, that's not very high at all. nt

[LiberalEsto]

2. Kind of cruel to keep a kite in the basement

[In_The_Wind]

3. Very interesting

not

[SwankyXomb]

4. I just might stop and check you out.

[taterguy]

7. Check me out? Am I a fuckin' library book?

[Ron Obvious]

5. That would make a good Country & Western song title n/t

[Skittles]

6. you want I should kick your basement-qualified high kiting ass, taterguy?

LEMME AT YOU!!!

[GoCubsGo]

8. So, I guess you are not a rocket man, then?

[Art_from_Ark]

10. I get the idea that he is burning up his fuse...somewhere...

[Dr. Strange]

9. Get your kite out of my fucking basement.

You rogue kite-storer!

[Major Nikon]

11. I never assumed otherwise

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. The basement has spiders in the ceiling,

And someone has bats in his belfry

[clarice]

13. Stop stringing us along. nt