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Fishy Photos. (Original Post) Baitball Blogger Jul 2016 OP
VERY GOOD!! Angry Dragon Jul 2016 #1
:-) elleng Jul 2016 #2
You should know that my motto is carpe diem pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #3
Carpe diem means Fish of the day, right? Baitball Blogger Jul 2016 #4
It's hard to be the kingfish pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #5
:::::While they were doing that, I went over to the oyster bar::::: A HERETIC I AM Jul 2016 #6
I love you guys! pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #7
Your friend Gill reminds me of my old chum, Marlin... Tom Kitten Jul 2016 #10
"Forget the Cods Gill, this guys gonna need a Sturgeon" A HERETIC I AM Jul 2016 #11
I can't stand cultists. They're just groupers. pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #12
to cheer you up....... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2016 #9
And btw, props on a nice collection! pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #8
Baitball Blogger is certainly a DUer without pier pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #13

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)
4. Carpe diem means Fish of the day, right?
Wed Jul 27, 2016, 06:45 PM
Jul 2016

Wasn't hard to hook you in. I cast you some good lines, so I expect to net some good chuckles out of this. But I prefer to reel over with a belly full of laughter.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
5. It's hard to be the kingfish
Wed Jul 27, 2016, 06:56 PM
Jul 2016

I got an undeserved rep that does an injustice to the many other good punsters we have here. Okay, maybe partly undeserved, because I HAVE had some good ones. But how soon they forget all my groaners.

When my punsterism is extolled above others, I feel crappie.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,366 posts)
6. :::::While they were doing that, I went over to the oyster bar:::::
Wed Jul 27, 2016, 07:28 PM
Jul 2016

A real dive.

But I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins. I said HI GILL! You have to yell, he's hard of herring.

Well, Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water.

I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual ...rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako.


Hat tip to Kip Addotta

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
7. I love you guys!
Wed Jul 27, 2016, 07:36 PM
Jul 2016

You prove that I am not the only fucking punster here. And, as you know, it takes a village participating to enable us to play off each other.

But a word to the wise--when they bring a fully-loaded gun, don't show up with a half-shell.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Tom Kitten

(7,346 posts)
10. Your friend Gill reminds me of my old chum, Marlin...
Thu Jul 28, 2016, 04:22 AM
Jul 2016

A friend of mine, just out of med school. He was a new roe sturgeon. Which surprised me, in school he was a sea level student at best. He possessed a rather caviar attitude towards life and liked to use salty language. He could be quite Volga at times and this contributed to his brackish personality. A lot of people were beluga by his presence. They thought he was mentally eel, if not downright in seine.

But he was just a poor sole who just found himself a flounder for awhile. Eventually he found cod, learned to play bass and now writes tunas for a coral group.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,366 posts)
11. "Forget the Cods Gill, this guys gonna need a Sturgeon"
Thu Jul 28, 2016, 04:33 AM
Jul 2016

They were playing a very popular tuna; "Salmon Chanted Evening". And the stage was surrounded by screaming Groupers. Probably there to listen to the Bass player........................



One of them.............


Was this cute little Yellow Tail.....and she was giving me the eye. So I thought this was my chance for a little fun. You know...Piece of Pisces?

But she said things I just couldn't fathom. She was too deep. She seemed to be under a lot of pressure. Boy, could she drink. She drank like a .....she drank a lot. I said 'Hey babe! What's your sign?' She said "Aquarium!" I said 'GREAT! Let's get tanked!'



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