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(130,865 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I thought I'd reply just for the halibut.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)Wasn't hard to hook you in. I cast you some good lines, so I expect to net some good chuckles out of this. But I prefer to reel over with a belly full of laughter.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I got an undeserved rep that does an injustice to the many other good punsters we have here. Okay, maybe partly undeserved, because I HAVE had some good ones. But how soon they forget all my groaners.
When my punsterism is extolled above others, I feel crappie.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,366 posts)A real dive.
But I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins. I said HI GILL! You have to yell, he's hard of herring.
Well, Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water.
I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual ...rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako.
Hat tip to Kip Addotta
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You prove that I am not the only fucking punster here. And, as you know, it takes a village participating to enable us to play off each other.
But a word to the wise--when they bring a fully-loaded gun, don't show up with a half-shell.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Tom Kitten
(7,346 posts)A friend of mine, just out of med school. He was a new roe sturgeon. Which surprised me, in school he was a sea level student at best. He possessed a rather caviar attitude towards life and liked to use salty language. He could be quite Volga at times and this contributed to his brackish personality. A lot of people were beluga by his presence. They thought he was mentally eel, if not downright in seine.
But he was just a poor sole who just found himself a flounder for awhile. Eventually he found cod, learned to play bass and now writes tunas for a coral group.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,366 posts)They were playing a very popular tuna; "Salmon Chanted Evening". And the stage was surrounded by screaming Groupers. Probably there to listen to the Bass player........................
One of them.............
Was this cute little Yellow Tail.....and she was giving me the eye. So I thought this was my chance for a little fun. You know...Piece of Pisces?
But she said things I just couldn't fathom. She was too deep. She seemed to be under a lot of pressure. Boy, could she drink. She drank like a .....she drank a lot. I said 'Hey babe! What's your sign?' She said "Aquarium!" I said 'GREAT! Let's get tanked!'
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!