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Frog manning the artillery. (Original Post) rug Jul 2016 OP
Must be that 'frog of war' I keep hearing about pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #1
You'e phibian now. rug Jul 2016 #2
... nolabear Jul 2016 #8
One over, one under, one on. Fire for effect. n/t sarge43 Jul 2016 #3
"How to tell who the enemy is..." A HERETIC I AM Jul 2016 #9
LOVE IT trueblue2007 Jul 2016 #4
This is hysterical. Laffy Kat Jul 2016 #5
"Always love to keep my audience RIBBITED!" lastlib Jul 2016 #6
Flies never stood a chance. Solly Mack Jul 2016 #7
The flies were practice. The cat didn't know what hit it. n/t sarge43 Jul 2016 #10
lol! That would be priceless to see. Solly Mack Jul 2016 #11

A HERETIC I AM

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9. "How to tell who the enemy is..."
Sun Jul 31, 2016, 01:47 AM
Jul 2016

Fire a few rounds over their heads. If the return fire is random, erratic and misdirected, they're Italians.

If the return fire is just a few precisely placed shots, they're British.

If the return fire is a massive amount of machine gun fire, they're Germans.

If there is no return fire and absolute silence for 5 minutes, then your position is obliterated by an air strike, they're Americans.

If you get sprinkled on, it's a froggy on a Rain Bird

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