Tue Apr 3, 2012, 05:42 PM

LynneSin (89,793 posts)

Check in to view the Taterguy/Ikonoklast lovefest!!!!

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137 replies	Author	Time	Post
Check in to view the Taterguy/Ikonoklast lovefest!!!! (Original post)	LynneSin	Apr 2012	OP
Unfortunately my cat passed from time to eternity fifty five years ago.	ohiosmith	Apr 2012	#1
Clean cotton.	hifiguy	Apr 2012	#2
Dust, cat food, and kitty litter.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#3
Today, the probably smell like cats.	Wait Wut	Apr 2012	#4
ummm	backwoodsbob	Apr 2012	#5
Bad attitude	graywarrior	Apr 2012	#6
Dusty fur.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Apr 2012	#7
Dry kitty saliva, mostly.	Arugula Latte	Apr 2012	#8
Probably a good thing....	Demoiselle	Apr 2012	#9
I love the smell of kitty fur in the morning, and the afternoon, and evening.	Arugula Latte	Apr 2012	#10
One smells like tuna, another like the litter box, and the other one just	madinmaryland	Apr 2012	#11
I don't have a damn cat	taterguy	Apr 2012	#12
Explains your sour disposition.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#18
How fucking dare you?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#20
Only if you were made out of sugar cane and gravity ceased working.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#21
I'm feeling alot of love between you 2	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#22
Anyone that doesn't have a cat is a	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#27
I'm allergic to cats	taterguy	Apr 2012	#30
No, you aren't. You have convinced yourself that you are.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#32
YEAH... WHAT THEY SAID	trueblue2007	Apr 2012	#89
How the fuck do you know what I'm made out of?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#26
Genetic sampling.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#28
All of my butts end up in the trash which ends up in the landfill	taterguy	Apr 2012	#29
Most garbagemen will save you just about anything for a free case of beer.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#31
I pay my bills online	taterguy	Apr 2012	#33
And Latvian hackers have all your passwords.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#35
I wanted some temporary tatoos	taterguy	Apr 2012	#36
You must drink quite frequently, then.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#38
Who are you to judge?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#39
Oh, I'm not judging you in the least. Not at all.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#41
A Mercedes? Why do you hate American unionized labor?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#45
The Latvian hacker collective bought it for me in Stuttgart, and had it shipped by air.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#46
That's IT. You have struck a nerve	taterguy	Apr 2012	#47
You know that 'doctor' you see uses horse tranquilizers on you.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#50
You got a problem with the Amish?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#51
You seem you be quite defensive on this subject.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#52
Hate Germans? I have a fetish for them.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#53
Is it the shiny black leather?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#54
It's all about precision engineering	taterguy	Apr 2012	#55
It's fairly well known that the vast majority of engineers in Germany	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#56
I started a thread about you 2	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#58
We should have done this shit in one of your AOTD threads	taterguy	Apr 2012	#68
You don't know a god damn thing about German engineers	taterguy	Apr 2012	#59
I have an encyclopedic knowledge about the history of engineering in Germany.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#62
What's the ISBN?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#63
I said that I wrote a book, I never said it was published.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#64
Why write a book only one person would read?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#66
I didn't write it for gain, I write to add even just one more brick to the vast wall	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#67
I look forward to reading it	taterguy	Apr 2012	#71
Well, there aren't many pictures in it, so I suppose it isn't your cup of tea.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#72
Monkeys live in the jungle, not the sea	taterguy	Apr 2012	#74
Oh, so you're an expert in primate biology now, I suppose?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#75
I've seen a couple episodes of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom	taterguy	Apr 2012	#76
I bet the other people at the beach thought they saw a monkey	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#77
I never said I went swimming.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#78
Is that the excuse you use to not shower since 1975?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#79
Stop thinking about me taking a shower	taterguy	Apr 2012	#80
I can't help it. You take my breath away.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#82
Don't you have anything better to do?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#83
Sadly, no.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#85
I can't decide what's more of a waste of time . . .	taterguy	Apr 2012	#88
Look, just because you used to deliver pizzas to a publishing firm for their casual Fridays	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#90
How the fuck could I deliver pizzas on a bicycle?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#92
You must peddle that rickity contraption of yours r e a l l y s l o w l y.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#93
I'm capable of doing 30+ mph on a bike	taterguy	Apr 2012	#95
In other words, cold pizza.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#96
In other words, I don't deliver fucking pizzas	taterguy	Apr 2012	#97
If you had a kitty for a pet, you wouldn't be so angry all of the time.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#98
Transcendental this motherfucker	taterguy	Apr 2012	#99
Good thing Will Rogers is dead.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#100
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#101
Have you ever met His Serenity, the Dalai Lama?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#102
Maybe	taterguy	Apr 2012	#103
I'd think that one might remember that occasion and not equivocate about it...except for...	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#105
A lot of people have kicked my ass	taterguy	Apr 2012	#108
He may have thought you were The Buddha.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#109
That third grade beating was a repressed memory	taterguy	Apr 2012	#110
I married that girl.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#111
Damn right I'm crying	taterguy	Apr 2012	#112
I sense that you are really emotionally fragile right now.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#113
I sense that you have no sense of decency	taterguy	Apr 2012	#114
You besmirch my good nature, sirrah!	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#115
Jeans and a t-shirt	taterguy	Apr 2012	#116
Hippy.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#117
Hippy my ass, it's comfortable.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#118
Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#119
Only a dumbass would admit to being on drugs	taterguy	Apr 2012	#120
When you throw one right down the middle like that, nice, fat, and slow	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#121
Enough with the fat comments	taterguy	Apr 2012	#122
Subliminal motivational techniques are the eat a double cheeseburger latest thing on the web.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#123
Sigh	taterguy	Apr 2012	#124
You sound a bit tired.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#127
Thanks for the diagnosis doctor	taterguy	Apr 2012	#128
I'll write a note for you to give your employer.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#129
The only exercise I get is working	taterguy	Apr 2012	#130
Backstabbing fellow employees is not actual 'exercise'.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#131
There's no water cooler where I work	taterguy	Apr 2012	#132
You're kind of a ruder version of Ronald Reagan.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#133
You're asking for proprietary information	taterguy	Apr 2012	#134
You know your boss would never fire you.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#135
How the fuck would you know?	taterguy	Apr 16	#136
Because you make him look like a genius to upper management.	Ikonoklast	Apr 16	#137
Here, this one's right up your alley.	rug	Apr 2012	#37
Lilith smells like cat fart	JitterbugPerfume	Apr 2012	#13
Shrimps, salmon... TUNA ...	AsahinaKimi	Apr 2012	#14
Elderberries.	bluesbassman	Apr 2012	#15
Clean blanket	KT2000	Apr 2012	#16
cat. But my boyfriend smells like a mix of roses and warm cookies.	alphafemale	Apr 2012	#17
Revenge.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#19
cat spit	madmom	Apr 2012	#23
Hay. I always thought cats smelled like hay. /nt	MatthewStLouis	Apr 2012	#24
cat ashes and bone chips	geardaddy	Apr 2012	#25
Fresh Scented poop.	Hell Hath No Fury	Apr 2012	#34
Hear, hear!!	Bertha Venation	Apr 2012	#69
A sweet memory	siligut	Apr 2012	#40
My cat smells like a cat.	meti57b	Apr 2012	#42
Litter Box?	tandot	Apr 2012	#43
My kitties smell like contempt and loathing for humans..	denbot	Apr 2012	#44
Pain.	WilliamPitt	Apr 2012	#48
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum	a la izquierda	Apr 2012	#49
I don't have a cat, but my neighbor's cat smells like...	Hepburn	Apr 2012	#57
Fish breath.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#60
Poop, unfortunately	MorningGlow	Apr 2012	#61
A stuffed animal.	Iris	Apr 2012	#65
Cowardice	mythology	Apr 2012	#70
Umm.. Cold moon shadow.. maybe?	Motown_Johnny	Apr 2012	#73
Ladies and gentlemen... Phoebe Buffay!	KamaAina	Apr 2012	#81
I don't smell anything.	applegrove	Apr 2012	#84
Work your way to the far end..	denbot	Apr 2012	#86
I've actually feined that once or twice with my cats to try and bond with them (I didn't actually	applegrove	Apr 2012	#87
She smells of guilt, and treachery, and diamonds, and leather.	Bruce Wayne	Apr 2012	#91
Ass. Layla smells like ass.	AtomicKitten	Apr 2012	#94
Wasn't there a South Park episode about this?	jberryhill	Apr 2012	#104
This has got to be the most dumbass post to get over 100 replies	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#106
Damn your insensitive soul	TrogL	Apr 2012	#107
Cat spit. n/t	krispos42	Apr 2012	#125
Brick. She smells like warm brick.	sakabatou	Apr 2012	#126

Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:02 PM

ohiosmith (24,015 posts)

1. Unfortunately my cat passed from time to eternity fifty five years ago.

I wouldn't want to hazard a guess.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:03 PM

hifiguy (13,029 posts)

2. Clean cotton.

For some reason both of my furballs have had that smell.

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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:08 PM

HopeHoops (47,675 posts)

3. Dust, cat food, and kitty litter.

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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:34 PM

Wait Wut (6,187 posts)

4. Today, the probably smell like cats.

But, on the weekends they smell like strawberries and cream. I have to use a conditioner on them because it's so freakin' dry here (my boy was walking around one nite and I could see the sparks coming off his fur...kinda cool). There's only one that they'll let me use. They actually love the stuff.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:41 PM

backwoodsbob (4,758 posts)

5. ummm

the horse crap it rolled in earlier?

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 07:47 PM

graywarrior (57,087 posts)

6. Bad attitude

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:07 PM

The Velveteen Ocelot (34,740 posts)

7. Dusty fur.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:13 PM

Arugula Latte (40,220 posts)

8. Dry kitty saliva, mostly.

Not that that's a bad thing!

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:16 PM

Demoiselle (5,805 posts)

9. Probably a good thing....

Apparently kitty saliva has antibiotic properties. I've always liked burying my nose in kitty fur. In kitty dirtboxes, not so much.

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Response to Demoiselle (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:20 PM

Arugula Latte (40,220 posts)

10. I love the smell of kitty fur in the morning, and the afternoon, and evening.

Dog fur on the other hand -- Yuck!

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:47 PM

madinmaryland (52,948 posts)

11. One smells like tuna, another like the litter box, and the other one just

finished bathing.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 08:55 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

12. I don't have a damn cat

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Response to taterguy (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:00 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

18. Explains your sour disposition.

Get a kitty, and your life will change for the better.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:47 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

20. How fucking dare you?

Sour disposition my ass.

I am sweetness and light personified.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #20)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 08:01 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

21. Only if you were made out of sugar cane and gravity ceased working.

Then I might agree with you.

But you aren't, and it hasn't.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 10:05 AM

LynneSin (89,793 posts)

22. I'm feeling alot of love between you 2

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #22)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:08 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

27. Anyone that doesn't have a cat is a

dumbass.

Or maybe they are dumbasses because they don't have a cat.

Either way, taterguy is a dumbass.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #27)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:20 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

30. I'm allergic to cats

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Response to taterguy (Reply #30)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:28 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

32. No, you aren't. You have convinced yourself that you are.

Your ego is at war with your id.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #27)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 07:24 AM

trueblue2007 (5,086 posts)

89. YEAH... WHAT THEY SAID

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:08 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

26. How the fuck do you know what I'm made out of?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:15 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

28. Genetic sampling.

Saliva left by you on those cigarette butts has ratted you out.

Oh, and you better see a doctor about that condition you have.

Just a little 'heads up'.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:19 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

29. All of my butts end up in the trash which ends up in the landfill

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How the fuck do you know which butts are ones that have my saliva on them?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #29)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:26 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

31. Most garbagemen will save you just about anything for a free case of beer.

You get lots of notices for late bills, too.

You can purchase a really good paper shredder for just a few bucks now.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #31)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:30 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

33. I pay my bills online

Got any more scurrilous accusations you want to sling at me?

Douche.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #33)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 06:12 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

35. And Latvian hackers have all your passwords.

Unless it really was you ordering all that Japanese Hentai.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #35)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:22 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

36. I wanted some temporary tatoos

Henna and hentai are too similar,

especially when I've been drinking.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #36)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:44 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

38. You must drink quite frequently, then.

The Latvians told me that you almost crash their server when ordering on-line 'henna' through their website, four or five times a week.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #38)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 08:47 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

39. Who are you to judge?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #39)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 10:51 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

41. Oh, I'm not judging you in the least. Not at all.

In fact, I encourage such behavior.

The Latvians cut me in for 10% of the gross.

I call my new Mercedes, 'taterguy'.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #41)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 07:07 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

45. A Mercedes? Why do you hate American unionized labor?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #45)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 08:26 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

46. The Latvian hacker collective bought it for me in Stuttgart, and had it shipped by air.

'Taterguy' is a Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, built and available only in Germany, and assembled by Unionized German autoworkers, who are absolute artists at their craft.

They said it was my bonus. I didn't buy it, it just showed up at my front door, with a thank you note attached.

Why do you hate Germans so much?

Is it because they have access to socialized medicine?

Is it because you an only afford to see some guy who is an ex-prison doctor who lost his license to practice medicine after his seventh DUI, and Germans get three weeks off work with pay if they get a bad headache?

That is no fault of the German People.

If you stopped spending so much money on internet porn, you might find an actual doctor to patch up the road rash you got after getting blown off your bicycle by a sleek, shiny new Mercedes zooming by.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #46)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 04:57 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

47. That's IT. You have struck a nerve

I do NOT pay for internet porn.

My standards are low enough that I have no problem finding plenty of free stuff that I enjoy.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #47)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 07:27 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

50. You know that 'doctor' you see uses horse tranquilizers on you.

What you think is free internet porn is actually single Amish dating sites.

Lots of hairy people turn you on?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #50)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 09:57 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

51. You got a problem with the Amish?

What other religions are you bigoted against?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #51)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 10:25 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

52. You seem you be quite defensive on this subject.

But, coming from someone that hates Germans for no reason, Projection is a valuable tool.

Either that or those hairy legs are a fetish of yours.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #52)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 11:08 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

53. Hate Germans? I have a fetish for them.

Especially the hairy ones.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #53)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 11:13 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

54. Is it the shiny black leather?

Or the need to be dominated by an Authoritaian type?

Maybe you are of Polish descent and are used to being invaded?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #54)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 11:44 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

55. It's all about precision engineering

Well, maybe a desire to be dominated, and possibly invaded

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Response to taterguy (Reply #55)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 11:55 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

56. It's fairly well known that the vast majority of engineers in Germany

prefer cats as pets.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #56)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:11 PM

LynneSin (89,793 posts)

58. I started a thread about you 2

so there

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #58)

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 08:09 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

68. We should have done this shit in one of your AOTD threads

Alas, it was spontaneous.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #56)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:28 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

59. You don't know a god damn thing about German engineers

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Response to taterguy (Reply #59)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 07:50 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

62. I have an encyclopedic knowledge about the history of engineering in Germany.

I actually wrote a book on the subject, you may have heard of it.

"Die Komplette Geschichte Des Engineering In Deutschland Für Dumbasses".

I'll send you a signed copy.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #62)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 08:27 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

63. What's the ISBN?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #63)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 09:01 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

64. I said that I wrote a book, I never said it was published.

I keep getting told that the subject is way too specialized to have a broad appeal of any kind.

The last publisher said that there was only one guy on the planet that he knew of who would be interested in reading it, but he's usually too busy looking at hairy-legged German internet fetish porn to bother.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #64)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 09:48 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

66. Why write a book only one person would read?

Imbecile.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #66)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 10:05 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

67. I didn't write it for gain, I write to add even just one more brick to the vast wall

that is all of Human Knowledge, no matter how insignificant.

I already have a subject for my next effort.

I'm doing research for it now.

I'll think that I'll dedicate it to you.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #67)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 07:27 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

71. I look forward to reading it

NOT!

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Response to taterguy (Reply #71)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 10:42 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

72. Well, there aren't many pictures in it, so I suppose it isn't your cup of tea.

And the inside of the back cover doesn't have ads for Sea Monkeys or X-Ray Specs, like your usual reading material does.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #72)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 06:56 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

74. Monkeys live in the jungle, not the sea

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Response to taterguy (Reply #74)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 07:30 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

75. Oh, so you're an expert in primate biology now, I suppose?

Like you've done years of field research on the subject.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #75)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 08:14 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

76. I've seen a couple episodes of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

I've also been to the beach a few times.

Never seen a fucking monkey in the ocean.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #76)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 08:26 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

77. I bet the other people at the beach thought they saw a monkey

going for a swim when they got a gander at that hirsute body of yours.

I think I saw the episode where Stan almost caught you in a net.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #77)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 08:52 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

78. I never said I went swimming.

JAWS had a big impact on me.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #78)

Sun Apr 8, 2012, 09:08 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

79. Is that the excuse you use to not shower since 1975?

My eyes sting just thinking about it.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #79)

Mon Apr 9, 2012, 06:36 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

80. Stop thinking about me taking a shower

It's kind of creepy.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #80)

Mon Apr 9, 2012, 06:51 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

82. I can't help it. You take my breath away.

Especially when I'm down wind of you.

I literally cannot breathe.

It's like a fog made entirely of funk.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #82)

Mon Apr 9, 2012, 08:14 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

83. Don't you have anything better to do?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #83)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 01:30 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

85. Sadly, no.

I lied.

I actually have a great deal to do.

I'm doing it right now.

I told you I was researching my next book.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #85)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 06:46 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

88. I can't decide what's more of a waste of time . . .

Posting on a message board or working on a book that will never be published.

At least on a message board one or two other people will read what you wrote.

Let me know when you finish your book. I have some contacts in the biz.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #88)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 03:52 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

90. Look, just because you used to deliver pizzas to a publishing firm for their casual Fridays

doesn't exactly mean that you have "contacts in the biz."

That reminds me, I need to add a chapter on delusional thinking processes.

People that have cats as pets don't have to worry about such things.

Of course, you wouldn't know that.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #90)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 09:17 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

92. How the fuck could I deliver pizzas on a bicycle?

I guess I could get a rack and some bungee cords but the pizza would be cold by the time I got there.

It doesn't matter. Your book is probably gonna suck anyway.

As for delusional thinking and cats: Ever watch a Bond movie? The crazy villain almost always owns a cat.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #92)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 10:56 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

93. You must peddle that rickity contraption of yours r e a l l y s l o w l y.

For a person who employs a bicycle as their primary mode of transportation, you certainly use it badly.

I was thinling that I might put some pictures in the book to spice it up for the illiterate among us.

I'm sorry that you think Bond movies are even remotely related to reality. The crazy villians in real life look like nerdy doofuses like Rick Santorum.

Who hates cats.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #93)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 07:08 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

95. I'm capable of doing 30+ mph on a bike

I just choose not to.

You have to be extra-cautious on a bike. You have no protection and a lot of cars don't see you.

I never go through intersections unless I'm absolutely sure that it's safe. It wouldn't make any sense to constantly accelerate when you're just gonna hit the brakes. The morgue is filled with cyclists who thought they had the right-of-way, which as a practical matter they never do.

And another thing: Pizza warmth isn't just determined by the time it takes to get there. You also need to take into account the outside temperature and wind.

Do me a favor: Shut the fuck up. Please.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #95)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 03:21 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

96. In other words, cold pizza.

As I thought.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #96)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 06:00 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

97. In other words, I don't deliver fucking pizzas

Now cut the crap before you start to really piss me off.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #97)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 06:23 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

98. If you had a kitty for a pet, you wouldn't be so angry all of the time.

Your BP goes down when petting a purring kitty.

Kitties are more effective stress relievers than transcendental meditation.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #98)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 07:15 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

99. Transcendental this motherfucker

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Response to taterguy (Reply #99)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 07:22 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

100. Good thing Will Rogers is dead.

You would have made him make an exception.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #100)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 07:58 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

101. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #101)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 08:40 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

102. Have you ever met His Serenity, the Dalai Lama?

If you have, did he take a swing at you?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #102)

Wed Apr 11, 2012, 09:19 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

103. Maybe

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Response to taterguy (Reply #103)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:14 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

105. I'd think that one might remember that occasion and not equivocate about it...except for...

He kicked your ass, didn't he?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #105)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 08:59 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

108. A lot of people have kicked my ass

What's so fucking special about the Dolly Llama?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #108)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 09:25 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

109. He may have thought you were The Buddha.

The Dalai Lama that is.

"If you meet The Buddha on the road, kill him."

The other person mentioned sounds like the girl that beat your ass back in third grade

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #109)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:25 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

110. That third grade beating was a repressed memory

How the fuck did you find out about it?

I need a hug now.

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Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:52 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

111. I married that girl.

She grew up to be big, mean, and had linebacker speed.

The only thing she liked better than bourbon whiskey was a good old-fashioned bare-knuckle bar fight.

And you need a hug.

Cry me a river.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #111)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:24 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

112. Damn right I'm crying

You've reopened some really painful wounds.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #112)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:54 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

113. I sense that you are really emotionally fragile right now.

I'll tell Dolly that the kid that called her "Gigantosaurus" back in third grade needs a hug.

She'll be so happy to see an old classmate again.

You can try to run, it won't help.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #113)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 07:40 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

114. I sense that you have no sense of decency

You've done nothing in this thread but try to push my buttons and I won't stand for it any longer.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #114)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 09:20 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

115. You besmirch my good nature, sirrah!

I have been nothing short of cordial and understanding of your various difficulties.

Pushing your buttons sounds kind of dirty.

What are you wearing right now?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #115)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 09:24 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

116. Jeans and a t-shirt

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Response to taterguy (Reply #116)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 09:36 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

117. Hippy.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #117)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 10:37 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

118. Hippy my ass, it's comfortable.

Go suck on a hackeysack.

Looser.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #118)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 10:56 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

119. Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right?

So your ass (which is kinda hippy, by your own admission) is more comfortable in looser jeans?

And what does New Jersey have to do with all of this?

Are you on drugs?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #119)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 01:17 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

120. Only a dumbass would admit to being on drugs

Do I look like a dumbass?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #120)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 01:34 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

121. When you throw one right down the middle like that, nice, fat, and slow

please don't hurt yourself getting whiplash snapping your head around to watch it as it gets hammered right out of the ballpark.

Dumbass.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #121)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 04:42 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

122. Enough with the fat comments

I get it.

I need to exercise more and eat less.

Your snark isn't helping.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #122)

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 05:09 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

123. Subliminal motivational techniques are the eat a double cheeseburger latest thing on the web.

They say that it works, drink more beer but I'm skeptical.

I'd need to see more have another slice of delicious pie data before accepting that as factual.

Does that help you that pan of lasagna has your name on it in any way?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #123)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 07:49 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

124. Sigh

n/t

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Response to taterguy (Reply #124)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:04 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

127. You sound a bit tired.

Maybe a little fresh air would smoke more cigarettes do you good.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #127)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:19 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

128. Thanks for the diagnosis doctor

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Response to taterguy (Reply #128)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 06:40 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

129. I'll write a note for you to give your employer.

It will excuse you from work for the next six months.

That way he'll know not to go looking for you in your usual hiding spots at work.

My office will bill you later.

Oh, and I had a specialist consult on your case.

His bill is added into my fee.

His name is Dr. Howard, maybe you've heard of him?

From the medical firm of Drs. Howard, Fine, and Howard, LLC.

He's quite famous.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #129)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 07:51 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

130. The only exercise I get is working

Once again, you're not being helpful.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #130)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 08:04 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

131. Backstabbing fellow employees is not actual 'exercise'.

Gossiping at the water cooler doesn't count, either, nor does sneaking out for a smoke on the loading dock.

And how can riding a bike not be classified as exercise?

Seems to me that many other people count their riding activities as such.

You get a free pass for a six-month vacation, and you turn your nose up at it.

Some bucket of grateful you got there.

I need to pad my bill a tad, just for that.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #131)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 08:32 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

132. There's no water cooler where I work

There you go again, just making shit up.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #132)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 12:22 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

133. You're kind of a ruder version of Ronald Reagan.

And what do you have to do to get a drink of water, go outside and dip your hat into the rain barrel provided?

What type of cheap boss do you have, anyway?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #133)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 07:35 AM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

134. You're asking for proprietary information

Are you trying to get me fired?

Is that what you want?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #134)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 09:02 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

135. You know your boss would never fire you.

Not with those phone pics you took of him at the Christmas party he threw for the employees at Hooters last year.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #135)

Tue Apr 16, 2013, 04:52 PM

taterguy (27,554 posts)

136. How the fuck would you know?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #136)

Tue Apr 16, 2013, 07:28 PM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

137. Because you make him look like a genius to upper management.

In comparison to you, of course.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:33 PM

rug (47,411 posts)

37. Here, this one's right up your alley.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2012, 09:02 PM

JitterbugPerfume (18,073 posts)

13. Lilith smells like cat fart

and cat-Mandu smells like downy because he has been on my bed almost all day

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 02:28 AM

AsahinaKimi (18,107 posts)

14. Shrimps, salmon... TUNA ...

Sometimes I check him for fins.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 02:52 AM

bluesbassman (12,900 posts)

15. Elderberries.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that his mother was a hamster.

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 02:56 AM

KT2000 (9,740 posts)

16. Clean blanket

She almost always smells good! When she doesn't - she hides.

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 05:02 AM

alphafemale (13,272 posts)

17. cat. But my boyfriend smells like a mix of roses and warm cookies.

mmmmmmm

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:07 AM

Ikonoklast (21,645 posts)

19. Revenge.

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 10:54 AM

madmom (9,386 posts)

23. cat spit

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 02:18 PM

MatthewStLouis (674 posts)

24. Hay. I always thought cats smelled like hay. /nt

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Wed Apr 4, 2012, 02:22 PM

geardaddy (14,314 posts)

25. cat ashes and bone chips

Though, that's an educated guess. I don't really want to smell her ashes.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 06:07 PM

Hell Hath No Fury (14,277 posts)

34. Fresh Scented poop.

Damned kitty litter - nothing I hate more than the smell of perfumed shit.

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Response to Hell Hath No Fury (Reply #34)

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 11:32 AM

Bertha Venation (20,059 posts)

69. Hear, hear!!

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 08:57 PM

siligut (11,162 posts)

40. A sweet memory

Though I did have a visitor yesterday morning and she smelled like dirt. She was a sweet, little, orange tabby. Mr gut said I was going to make some little girl cry if I didn't let the cat back out.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 11:54 PM

meti57b (3,163 posts)

42. My cat smells like a cat.

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Thu Apr 5, 2012, 01:21 AM

tandot (6,283 posts)

43. Litter Box?

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Thu Apr 5, 2012, 04:04 AM

denbot (3,355 posts)

44. My kitties smell like contempt and loathing for humans..

They also smell a little scratchy.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 05:17 PM

WilliamPitt (54,470 posts)

48. Pain.

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Thu Apr 5, 2012, 05:23 PM

a la izquierda (7,513 posts)

49. "My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum

I'm kidding, I don't have cats. I'm totally allergic, and my Viszla would make a playtoy out of one. I like them just fine, though.
My dogs, however, smell like mulch.

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Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:07 PM

Hepburn (19,014 posts)

57. I don't have a cat, but my neighbor's cat smells like...

...total feline attitude...and flaunts it outside my windows and before my Scottie who is locked inside the house.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:47 PM

HopeHoops (47,675 posts)

60. Fish breath.

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Fri Apr 6, 2012, 01:06 PM

MorningGlow (15,758 posts)

61. Poop, unfortunately

The pisspot runt is getting old and is having difficulty performing the kitteh acrobatics necessary to clean certain areas. I help her out regularly.

Dammit, kid's out of diapers, yet my life still centers around cleaning up a dirty butt. How is that at all fair?

On the up side, my buddy, the puddin' butt, smells like cat. On the occasion her tootsies smell like litter, I don't begrudge her that, because at least she's using the box, unlike the pisspot.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2012, 09:27 PM

Iris (13,879 posts)

65. A stuffed animal.

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Sat Apr 7, 2012, 03:40 PM

mythology (1,107 posts)

70. Cowardice

Her default response to stimulation, other than the sound of a fire or a can of cat food being opened is to run for her life. I'm guessing her previous owner was a horrid excuse for a human being because it took me a month to get her out from under the bed when I first took her home from the shelter. Now she insists on sleeping on me, but she's still most comfortable with everything being still and quiet.

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Sun Apr 8, 2012, 12:05 PM

Motown_Johnny (15,463 posts)

73. Umm.. Cold moon shadow.. maybe?

Sorry, don't have a cat.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Apr 9, 2012, 06:47 PM

KamaAina (45,297 posts)

81. Ladies and gentlemen... Phoebe Buffay!

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Mon Apr 9, 2012, 08:27 PM

applegrove (58,462 posts)

84. I don't smell anything.

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Tue Apr 10, 2012, 01:47 AM

denbot (3,355 posts)

86. Work your way to the far end..

You'll smell something...

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Tue Apr 10, 2012, 02:25 AM

applegrove (58,462 posts)

87. I've actually feined that once or twice with my cats to try and bond with them (I didn't actually

breath in). LOL!

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2012, 07:40 PM

Bruce Wayne (692 posts)

91. She smells of guilt, and treachery, and diamonds, and leather.

She smells of danger and the path not taken long long ago.

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Wed Apr 11, 2012, 03:57 AM

AtomicKitten (39,588 posts)

94. Ass. Layla smells like ass.

I adopted her when she was 4-5 weeks old from the SPCA. She had casts on her front legs and with them she weighed a whopping 1 lb. She was feral and unfortunately met up with a group of first-graders who thought it was fun to drop-kick her back and forth (broken bones, internal injuries). A good-hearted person rescued her and took her to the SPCA. Layla is 10 yrs old now and weighs 29 lbs. She eats, poops, and sleeps. Period. But because of her body habitus (girth and residuals from her injuries) she cannot clean her lower half, so we bathe her almost daily.

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Thu Apr 12, 2012, 12:28 AM

jberryhill (29,904 posts)