Perfect song for the Inaugural Ball

[pfitz59]

[Initech]

1. I think this would be a good one:

[Feeling the Bern]

2. I-95 Song

Asshole by Denis Leart

[Paladin]

3. How about "It's A Mistake" by Men At Work?

Seems like we're putting together a nice medley here, folks.

[LeftishBrit]

4. How about this? The Unspeakable would love it!

Pitched at the right mental age, and gives him an opportunity for angry quacking when Donald seems to be given insufficient credit!

[FrankfurtCat]

5. "Aint It Fun"-Guns N' Roses

[rug]

6. Government for hire . . . .

[IcyPeas]

7. My Way by Sid Vicious

because it's a mockery.

[uriel1972]

8. Money by the Flying Lizards... nt

[DFW]

9. I was expecting "Eve Of Destruction" n/t

[red dog 1]

10. Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

.I've been around for a long. long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste.

And I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkreig raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

[rug]

11. Golden Slumbers

[NightWatcher]

12. Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa

I hear he can take an hour on the Tower of Power as long as he gets him a golden shower.

[orleans]

13. how's this song?

[orleans]

14. or this?

"you might not ever know just what you've missed
until you've taken a piss
with sweet maxine, she's our water queen"

(great song from back in the day)

[hibbing]

15. Tiny Dancer

[Leith]

16. Originally Written and Sung Bacause of GWB

But it still fits:

[MountCleaners]

17. I heard "Rocket Man" today and thought of Trump

"And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week"

[MountCleaners]

18. Also this ditty by Sun Ra would be perfect

Like to see those GOPers dancing to this:

[milestogo]

19. These guys will be performing...

[LeftInTX]

22. OMG - Hilarious - Well Done!!

One of those videos to watch over and over

[FrankfurtCat]

20. "How's This Even Going Down" - Jesus Jones

[Dulcinea]

21. Yellow-Coldplay

And it was all yellow...

[FrankfurtCat]

23. Presidents of the United States of America

"Poor Little Me"

[FrankfurtCat]

24. "Kitty"-Presidents of the United States of America

Lyrics
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door
Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty, won't you come inside

Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
(Lost in his little yellow round die?)
(Lost in his little yellow round die?)
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night
OUTSIDE!

Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it

Touch it
Want to touch it
Want to touch it
Want to touch it
Want to touch it
Want to touch it

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!

Written by Chris Ballew, David Michael Dederer, Jason S. Finn • Copyright © Inside Passage Music, Universal Music Publishing Group

[kwassa]

25. Keep Your Hands to Yourself

Georgia Satellites