I will not be posting here at DU anymore tonight.

[Kaleva]

Wife had bought a box of chocolates for her mother for Valentines Day but decided not to give it to her as she tried a piece and thought it wasn't very good.

I ate most of the chocolates earlier tonight before I noticed there was sticker on the box that stated "SUGAR FREE May Result in Laxative Effect".

Signing off now as I am at the start of a wild ride.

[Chasstev365]

1. D'OH

[bravenak]

2. LOL! Sorry!

[Lotusflower70]

3. Feel better soon

That sucks. Where can we get them? We should all send them to the Donald.

[elleng]

4. OH NO!

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Guilt free chockies. New concept.

[True Dough]

6. Might want to change your user name slightly

to Relieve-a.

Best of luck! Don't get dehydrated.

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. quick - schedule a colonoscopy - kills two birds with one stone!

[pkdu]

8. Thankyou , thankyou,thankyou..thst gave me the heartiest bellylaff I've had in ages..nt

[procon]

9. Sure that wasn't a box of Extra Strength Chocolate Ex-Lax?

Hope everything comes out all right. My bad. Sorry... carry on.

[Marie Marie]

10. Ruh-Roh.

Gather up as much reading material as you can find then have a seat on the porcelain throne.

[Rollo]

11. Hope everything comes out OK...

[lunasun]

12. Sorbital side effects. Sugar free at a price

[Freddie]

13. Years ago I tried a low-carb diet

Which allowed things sweetened with sugar alcohols like xylitol. Found out why it was allowed on the diet - it has a "negative calorie input" effect.
Feel better soon.

[SoCalNative]

14. Ah yes

I had a similar experience once with sugar free Gummy Bears....

[LibraLiz1973]

15. Ugh. So sorry.

I know that pain.

[PennyK]

16. This is what is called

Built-in portion control. And I say this after indulging in some sugar-free dark chocolate-covered espresso beans.

[Kaleva]

17. Feeling better and I've lost 3 lbs.

[In_The_Wind]

19. Please leave the Sugar Free Chocolates for us diabetics.

[denbot]

18. Umm. LoL..!

Sorry, I'll try to be a better person in the future.

[Wounded Bear]

20. Now ain't that the shits...

Hope everything comes out all right.

[AgadorSparticus]

21. Oh no!! Those sugar alcohols are wicked!

Here's to a good cleansing at least!

[Kimchijeon]

22. Oh dear ! Best wishes to you! 🚽

I hope you won't have too much trouble .

[LeftInTX]

23. For several years, I had awful gas and bloating that kept getting worse and worse

I couldn't figure out why I was cursed with this awful problem. It was interfering with my social life. No matter what I did, it seemed to be getting worse. I tried lactaid. I tried avoiding this food and that etc.
I was seeing a gastroenterologist and he couldn't offer a solution.

Finally, I found an internet irritable bowel support group.

My problem was caused because I swallowed sugarless gum. (Anywhere from 4-6 pieces a day)

I still chew my sugar free gum, but I spit it out!