I have some very disturbing news

[BainsBane]

It seems Senhor Testiculo has fallen on hard times. His life is in imminent danger.

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[BainsBane]

1. Senhor Testiculo in better days

[Kaleva]

6. That girl's mother should explain to her...

that when one sees a giant pair of balls walking towards you with arms extended, it's best to run and look for a police officer. Preferably an officer who is armed with a taser and won't hesitate in using it to zap the balls.

[BainsBane]

7. So hostile

You'd probably have her sick her beagle puppy after poor Senhor Testiculo.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. In the words of the immortal Dr. Gonzo

"You always knew this could happen"

[BainsBane]

3. It's because that beagle has been hanging out with the wrong crowd

[Warren DeMontague]

4. That's why fish make a far better pet

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/pacumageddon-testicle-eating-fish-_n_4017994.html

[BainsBane]

5. "jumps out of the water and uses those teeth to break nuts"

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Everybody, hide your nuts.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. I always thought Brazil sounded like a nice place to visit.

Now? No fucking WAY.

[BainsBane]

14. That fish is from Washington state

Not Brazil.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Okay, now you're just fuckin' with me.

Anyway, yes, I realize that particular fish was caught in WA (or New Jersey) nevertheless they are indubitably what would be described as "immigrants" or at least non-native fauna.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacu

[BainsBane]

16. Currently swimming down the Columbia river

into Oregon.

I agree that is one scary mofo.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Shit, now combine that with the radiation from the Hanford site.

Okay, swimming's out. Here's hoping they don't learn to drive.

[BainsBane]

18. I actually lived near there for a year

for a temporary teaching job. Seemed like an inordinate number of people at the college had cancer.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Yeah, I'll laugh about a lot of stuff, but that's as serious as a heart attack.

A major, major mess, there.

[MADem]

8. He looks like a sumo wrestler--is that Testiculo-San, perchance? nt

[BainsBane]

9. Sans his former testicular fortitude.

[MADem]

11. Ha ha ha! nt

[Bigmack]

10. The Dem Central Committee...

... could use a pair of these.

[hootinholler]

12. I read that as Senator Testiculo

I was wondering if it would be a photo of Cruz.