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BridgeTheGap

(3,615 posts)
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 09:36 AM Mar 2012

The 8-Hour Sleep Myth: How I Learned That Everything I Knew About Sleep Was Wrong

I’ve always been at odds with sleep. Starting around adolescence, morning became a special form of hell. Long school commutes meant rising in 6am darkness, then huddling miserably near the bathroom heating vent as I struggled to wrest myself from near-paralysis. The sight of eggs turned my not-yet-wakened stomach, so I scuttled off without breakfast. In fourth grade, my mother noticed that instead of playing outside after school with the other kids, I lay zonked in front of the TV, dozing until dinner. “Lethargy of unknown cause,” pronounced the doctor.

High school trigonometry commenced at 7:50am. I flunked, stupefied with sleepiness. Only when college allowed me to schedule courses in the afternoon did the joy of education return. My decision to opt for grad school was partly traceable to a horror of returning to the treadmill of too little sleep and exhaustion, which a 9-to-5 job would surely bring.

In my late 20s, I began to wake up often for a couple of hours in the middle of the night – a phenomenon linked to female hormonal shifts. I’ve met these vigils with dread, obsessed with lost sleep and the next day’s dysfunction. Beside my bed I stash an arsenal of weapons against insomnia: lavender sachets, sleep CDs, a stuffed sheep that makes muffled ocean noises, and drugstore remedies from valerian to melatonin which cause me "rebound insomnia" the moment I stop taking them.

The Sleep Fairy continued to elude me.

http://www.alternet.org/story/154424/the_8-hour_sleep_myth%3A_how_i_learned_that_everything_i_knew_about_sleep_was_wrong?page=1

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The 8-Hour Sleep Myth: How I Learned That Everything I Knew About Sleep Was Wrong (Original Post) BridgeTheGap Mar 2012 OP
thanks tibbiit Mar 2012 #1
Bah! nebenaube Mar 2012 #2
No kidding! Warpy Mar 2012 #5
Of course. Speck Tater Mar 2012 #3
This is a schedule as old as humanity flamingdem Mar 2012 #4

tibbiit

(1,601 posts)
1. thanks
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 09:54 AM
Mar 2012

As a bad sleeper I was interested in this article. Sleep is a chore... a necessary bother. lol
tib

Warpy

(111,350 posts)
5. No kidding!
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 04:22 PM
Mar 2012

I always sought out second and third shift jobs because of that, mornings are pure hell if I am forced to be awake. Even if I came home and crashed for a few hours, got up and did my thing, and then crashed until morning, the day jobs were impossible.

Even retired, I can't manage to cope with anything much before noon. I now stay up until 3 or 4 AM (my phase delay is severe) and sleep in until noon. It leaves me fewer daylight hours in which to run errands and take care of all the annoying duties of life, but by god, I'm rested.

I might be vertical, with clothes on and words coming out of my mouth but if it's before noon, I am not awake.

 

Speck Tater

(10,618 posts)
3. Of course.
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 12:14 PM
Mar 2012

I usually sleep four hours or so, awaken for a couple of hours, and then sleep another four. It seems perfectly natural. I use "the watch" to read or listen to an audio book or watch a movie. The most important thing I discovered back 30 or 40 years ago was to NOT get all stressed out about "not being able to sleep" for a couple hours in the middle of the night. Instead, I learned to put that time to good use.

flamingdem

(39,324 posts)
4. This is a schedule as old as humanity
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 12:18 PM
Mar 2012

Supposedly for centuries people would get up in the middle of the night for a couple of hours to write poetry, make love, eat.. another thread was on DU about this theme a month ago.

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