State legislators...

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

SPRAY WARNING


...today introduced a bill that would require any breakfast cereals emitting either a snap or crakle but especially a pop be secured and transported separately from any milk regardless of fat content (0 to 4% inclusive). Under separate legislation the senate is considering restricting certain high capacity (half gallon and more) milk containers from non-commercial civilian use.

Similar laws aimed at protecting the safety and health of the children would lower the peanut butter cup count in family packs to 6 or less. High capacity "Halloween Clips" (uh I mean Packs) manufactured before October 31, 2012 would be exempted, however the purchase of those produced after that date would be by permit and tax stamp only.

The mayor's office has now set it's sights on eight packs of hot dogs...






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[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. That's the mayor who's all about Gun Control, right?

Or, in this case, Bun Control.

I think I like that two of the sponsors are Heinz and Peptol Bismol.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

2. Very perspicacious of you.

That was one of my favorite aspects as well.