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Oh, that have one of those now krispos42 Dec 2011 #1
great leaftie Aug 2012 #47
An old fruit joke melonkali Dec 2011 #2
*gurgle* dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #3
Rasins CHIMO Dec 2011 #4
ducks like raisins........... dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #5
A grasshopper walks into a bar... TeamPooka Aug 2012 #40
Somehow I always hear it as "Oiving" dixiegrrrrl Aug 2012 #41
kick samsingh Jan 2013 #68
Ha! I like it! nt valerief Jul 2012 #32
My 10 year old had used that joke for Halloween 'trick' for the last 2 years! It STILL has legs,,,, benld74 Dec 2011 #6
Guess what? Iggo Dec 2011 #7
!!! MiddleFingerMom Apr 2012 #26
not chicken butt? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #46
Hä? leaftie Aug 2012 #48
yes? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #49
How do you make a handkerchief dance? Scuba Dec 2011 #8
Very good! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #9
I posted in on DU years ago. Kurovski Dec 2011 #10
Good one! nt valerief Jul 2012 #33
A neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink. UrbScotty Dec 2011 #11
*giggle* dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #12
two atoms bump into each other on the sidewalk and fall down AlecBGreen Dec 2011 #13
I love the atom and neutron jokes. nt valerief Jul 2012 #34
what is black and white Whisp Dec 2011 #14
Had NOT heard that version of black/white before, believe it or not. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #15
another b/w one :) Whisp Dec 2011 #16
Is That True? Oldtimeralso Apr 2012 #28
What's black and white and laughing? UrbScotty Dec 2011 #17
poor froggy faeries Dec 2011 #18
Two muffins are in an oven flying rabbit Dec 2011 #19
Nope. It doesn't. Ha! valerief Jul 2012 #35
Good one there! Waltons_Mtn Oct 2012 #53
.... fizzgig Jan 2013 #78
What's big and purple and swims in the ocean???? dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #20
What's big and white and lays on the bottom of the ocean? Scuba Oct 2012 #56
"Knock knock ..." Auggie Dec 2011 #21
LOL! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #22
it's interrupting cow. Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #45
A general greetings card I saw dipsydoodle Dec 2011 #23
Lol.. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #24
Two morons go walking in the woods HeiressofBickworth Apr 2012 #25
Ha!!! Love it!!!! nt valerief Jul 2012 #36
This one is over 100 years old. Graybeard Apr 2012 #27
Why don't sharks eat clowns? ahg Jul 2012 #29
hee hee dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #30
Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Scuba Oct 2012 #57
A three-year-old told me this one. Callmecrazy Jul 2012 #31
Badda bing! From the mouths of babes with milky lips. nt valerief Jul 2012 #37
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? benld74 Jul 2012 #38
A man walks into a bar... Mad_Dem_X Aug 2012 #39
This guy REALLY cracks me up Robert Czar Aug 2012 #42
He's got a real knee slapper going there, Bob! MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #58
With apologies to all my blonde friends... Mac1949 Aug 2012 #43
what's brown and sticky? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #44
This is my current favorite short joke. Kids AND adults love it... though I usually say... MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #50
Silly jokes bring silly smiles MikenGina Aug 2012 #51
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? UrbScotty Sep 2012 #52
And I thought .. left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #59
Four elderly Jewish women sit down at a bench to take a rest after a hard day. sakabatou Oct 2012 #54
Heard from a Barnard College Student LiberalElite Oct 2012 #55
Here's a better one: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. sakabatou Oct 2012 #60
Zen buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" lumberjack_jeff Oct 2012 #61
I love it!!!! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #62
the buddist hands the vendor a $20 fizzgig Jan 2013 #79
My favorite bad joke for more than 45 years jumptheshadow Oct 2012 #63
And we have chickens! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #64
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? UrbScotty Dec 2012 #65
Nice word play. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #66
Nice one TxDemChem Jan 2013 #69
Dog playing poker dipsydoodle Jan 2013 #67
I've only got dorky jokes, but... TxDemChem Jan 2013 #70
Knock Knock ... Kablooie Jan 2013 #71
What's green and ice skates? TexasBushwhacker Jan 2013 #72
Peggy Pflegm...... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #73
I think you have to be kind of old to get that one TexasBushwhacker Jan 2013 #74
Well, I won't tell you what "kind of" old I am...but I got the joke . dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #75
Why did the Punk rocker cross the road? hollysmom Jan 2013 #76
ooookayyy... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #77
What's brown and runs round the back yard? softhearted Feb 2013 #80
Neat one...I was, of course, thinking of a dog. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2013 #81
What was the last thing to go through the fly's mind when it hit the windshield? backtoblue Feb 2013 #82
Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2017 #83
Sounds like...Trump? n/t dixiegrrrrl Mar 2017 #84
Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2017 #85
Do you know why sharks won't eat Republicans? jmowreader Apr 2017 #86
How do you tell the difference between and elephant and a grape? oldcynic Apr 2017 #87
The duck/elephant joke was one of my favorites dixiegrrrrl Apr 2017 #88
How do you tell if an elephant is hiding in your fridge? oldcynic Apr 2017 #89
The knock knock joke.. talldarkhandsome May 2017 #90
i remember this from 3rd grade ..I was 8 years old... Stuart G May 2017 #91
Wow...that is one I have never heard. dixiegrrrrl May 2017 #92

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
1. Oh, that have one of those now
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 03:15 AM
Dec 2011
 

leaftie

(5 posts)
47. great
Sat Aug 18, 2012, 01:39 PM
Aug 2012

Ha like it

 

melonkali

(114 posts)
2. An old fruit joke
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 06:27 PM
Dec 2011

Who lies in the grave of Alexander the Grape?

Alexander the Raisin....

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
3. *gurgle*
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 06:58 PM
Dec 2011

CHIMO

(9,223 posts)
4. Rasins
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 08:48 PM
Dec 2011

Are dead grapes. Logic exists.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
5. ducks like raisins...........
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 10:42 PM
Dec 2011

Duck waddles into a bar.
Bartender said, "Can I help you?"

The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO! This is a bar and we don't sell raisins."

The duck walked out, came the next day and sat at the bar.

Bartender asks if he could help him.
The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO!!! this is a BAR we don't sell raisins!"
So the duck waddled out again and left.

He came back the next day and sat down once again, and
yelled at the bartender, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO.!!!!!!!
And if you come back here once more I am gonna nail your webbed feet to the ground and you are gonna die there.

The duck said, "ok", and left.

The next day sure enough the duck came back,
except he only peeped his head inside the door.
He said, "quack, quack, got any nails?" The bartender replied, "No!"

The duck said "Good, then you got any raisins?"

TeamPooka

(24,156 posts)
40. A grasshopper walks into a bar...
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 02:36 AM
Aug 2012

He hops on the bar and orders a glass of water.
the bartender gives him the water and says "We have a cocktail named after you"
"You have a cocktail named Irving?"

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
41. Somehow I always hear it as "Oiving"
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:55 AM
Aug 2012

samsingh

(17,571 posts)
68. kick
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 02:19 AM
Jan 2013

valerief

(53,235 posts)
32. Ha! I like it! nt
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:42 AM
Jul 2012

benld74

(9,889 posts)
6. My 10 year old had used that joke for Halloween 'trick' for the last 2 years! It STILL has legs,,,,
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 11:58 PM
Dec 2011

Iggo

(47,489 posts)
7. Guess what?
Sun Dec 18, 2011, 04:07 AM
Dec 2011

That's what!

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
26. !!!
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 11:00 AM
Apr 2012

Tunkamerica

(4,444 posts)
46. not chicken butt?
Sat Aug 18, 2012, 03:36 AM
Aug 2012

guess why? chicken thigh

 

leaftie

(5 posts)
48. Hä?
Sat Aug 18, 2012, 01:41 PM
Aug 2012

Hä?

Tunkamerica

(4,444 posts)
49. yes?
Sun Aug 19, 2012, 04:30 AM
Aug 2012

ha!

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
8. How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Tue Dec 20, 2011, 06:16 PM
Dec 2011

Put a little boogie in it.


Didja hear about the big robbery last night? Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.



Didja hear about the accident at the Army base? A jeep ran over a box of popcorn and crushed two colonels.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
9. Very good!
Tue Dec 20, 2011, 06:37 PM
Dec 2011

In true keeping with the spirit!

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
10. I posted in on DU years ago.
Tue Dec 20, 2011, 10:34 PM
Dec 2011

the old one about a grasshopper entering a bar, hopping up on a stool, and the bartender exclaims "Hey! There's a drink named after you!!"

The grasshopper replies: "You Do!? You have a drink named Steve?"

I think it was finally put into one of MacFarlane's animated shows.

valerief

(53,235 posts)
33. Good one! nt
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:44 AM
Jul 2012

UrbScotty

(23,979 posts)
11. A neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink.
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 01:40 AM
Dec 2011

The neutron asks, "How much will that be?"

The bartender says: "For you, no charge."

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
12. *giggle*
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 10:39 AM
Dec 2011

AlecBGreen

(3,874 posts)
13. two atoms bump into each other on the sidewalk and fall down
Thu Dec 22, 2011, 12:39 PM
Dec 2011

one gets up and cries "Ive lost an electron!"

2nd one says, "Are you sure?"

1st one says, "Yes, Im POSITIVE!"

valerief

(53,235 posts)
34. I love the atom and neutron jokes. nt
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:44 AM
Jul 2012
 

Whisp

(24,096 posts)
14. what is black and white
Fri Dec 23, 2011, 02:41 PM
Dec 2011

and black and white and black and white?

a nun rolling down a hill.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
15. Had NOT heard that version of black/white before, believe it or not.
Fri Dec 23, 2011, 03:40 PM
Dec 2011

hee hee

 

Whisp

(24,096 posts)
16. another b/w one :)
Fri Dec 23, 2011, 03:57 PM
Dec 2011

what is black and white and red (read) all over?

a Newspaper

(this is not one you can write down)

Oldtimeralso

(1,935 posts)
28. Is That True?
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 12:12 AM
Apr 2012

I was told that it was a sunburned zebra!!!

UrbScotty

(23,979 posts)
17. What's black and white and laughing?
Fri Dec 23, 2011, 04:13 PM
Dec 2011

The penguin that pushed him!

faeries

(27 posts)
18. poor froggy
Tue Dec 27, 2011, 05:26 AM
Dec 2011

yikes! I don't wanna imagine the frog while it's in the blender.

flying rabbit

(4,612 posts)
19. Two muffins are in an oven
Tue Dec 27, 2011, 07:54 PM
Dec 2011

One says: Man it's getting hot in here.
Other says: Holy shit! A talking muffin!

Never gets old

valerief

(53,235 posts)
35. Nope. It doesn't. Ha!
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:45 AM
Jul 2012

Waltons_Mtn

(345 posts)
53. Good one there!
Mon Oct 1, 2012, 10:39 AM
Oct 2012

fizzgig

(24,146 posts)
78. ....
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 03:46 AM
Jan 2013

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
20. What's big and purple and swims in the ocean????
Wed Dec 28, 2011, 11:37 AM
Dec 2011

Last edited Wed Dec 28, 2011, 02:48 PM - Edit history (1)

ok...nobody asked so I will tell you:


Moby Grape.

( I used to giggle at that every time my kid told it to me...)

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
56. What's big and white and lays on the bottom of the ocean?
Sat Oct 13, 2012, 05:05 PM
Oct 2012

Moby's dick.

Auggie

(31,067 posts)
21. "Knock knock ..."
Wed Dec 28, 2011, 12:54 PM
Dec 2011

"Who's there?"

"Impatient cow."

"Impatient cow w--"

"Moo!"


..........................
A six-year-old told me that. Hilarious.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
22. LOL!
Wed Dec 28, 2011, 02:48 PM
Dec 2011

Tunkamerica

(4,444 posts)
45. it's interrupting cow.
Sat Aug 18, 2012, 03:36 AM
Aug 2012

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
23. A general greetings card I saw
Thu Dec 29, 2011, 07:47 AM
Dec 2011

Last edited Thu Dec 29, 2011, 10:48 AM - Edit history (1)

1st woman : Whatsup ?
2nd woman : I've got nobody to go shopping with
1st woman : Shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition
2nd woman : OK- I've got nobody to go shopping with - you cow.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
24. Lol..
Thu Dec 29, 2011, 10:29 AM
Dec 2011

There is, floating around, a much stronger end to that joke..I believe the "B"word is used.

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)
25. Two morons go walking in the woods
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 05:15 AM
Apr 2012

They came upon a naked lady. They asked her if she was game; she said yes.



So they shot her.

valerief

(53,235 posts)
36. Ha!!! Love it!!!! nt
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:46 AM
Jul 2012

Graybeard

(6,996 posts)
27. This one is over 100 years old.
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 11:06 AM
Apr 2012

From back in the days of vaudeville.

My sister married an Irishman.

Oh really?

No...O'Reilly.

 

ahg

(64 posts)
29. Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Wed Jul 11, 2012, 11:18 AM
Jul 2012

They taste funny.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
30. hee hee
Wed Jul 11, 2012, 11:23 AM
Jul 2012

Never heard that one, actually.

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
57. Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Sat Oct 13, 2012, 05:09 PM
Oct 2012

Professional courtesy.

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
31. A three-year-old told me this one.
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 07:36 PM
Jul 2012

What kind of bees make milk?







Boo-bees!

valerief

(53,235 posts)
37. Badda bing! From the mouths of babes with milky lips. nt
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:46 AM
Jul 2012

benld74

(9,889 posts)
38. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 10:02 PM
Jul 2012

Big holes all over Australia!

Mad_Dem_X

(9,522 posts)
39. A man walks into a bar...
Sat Aug 4, 2012, 04:44 PM
Aug 2012

"Ouch!"

Stupid, but it cracks me up every time.

Robert Czar

(58 posts)
42. This guy REALLY cracks me up
Thu Aug 16, 2012, 10:25 PM
Aug 2012

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)
58. He's got a real knee slapper going there, Bob!
Sun Oct 14, 2012, 01:36 AM
Oct 2012

This is a county meeting?

No Robert's Rules, I take it. This guys an A-#1 carrot stroker, alright. Thanks for the laugh. I think I recognize him.

Mac1949

(389 posts)
43. With apologies to all my blonde friends...
Fri Aug 17, 2012, 06:25 AM
Aug 2012

What goes vroom screech, vroom screech, vroom screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Tunkamerica

(4,444 posts)
44. what's brown and sticky?
Sat Aug 18, 2012, 03:35 AM
Aug 2012

a stick.

what the stickiest thing in the world?

a stick

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
50. This is my current favorite short joke. Kids AND adults love it... though I usually say...
Sun Aug 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Aug 2012

.
.
.
... "all sticky" and I add, "You know, this is a joke and I really don't expect you
to come up with an answer."
.
.
.
Don't be surprised at kids' responses. You're pretty much giving them permission
to holler "POOP!!!"
.
"Nuh-uh, Mom... MiddleFingerMom MADE me yell that!!!!"
.
.
.

MikenGina

(2 posts)
51. Silly jokes bring silly smiles
Thu Aug 30, 2012, 08:34 PM
Aug 2012

We've heard Kenny G's wife is asking for a divorce. She say's the Sax is boring and he refuses to play her organ.

UrbScotty

(23,979 posts)
52. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:52 PM
Sep 2012

Elephino.

(If at first you don't get it, pronounce it.)

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)
59. And I thought ..
Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:27 AM
Oct 2012

Gov Chris Christie of New Jersey ?

sakabatou

(42,083 posts)
54. Four elderly Jewish women sit down at a bench to take a rest after a hard day.
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 07:26 PM
Oct 2012

First woman groans, "Oy."
The second woman, also groaning, says, "Oy vey."
The third woman sits and groans, "Oy veismir."
The fourth woman looks at the other three perplexed and asks, "How the hell do you know the names of my children?"

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)
55. Heard from a Barnard College Student
Sat Oct 13, 2012, 03:25 PM
Oct 2012

What fish has two knees? Twoknee fish!

sakabatou

(42,083 posts)
60. Here's a better one: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.
Sun Oct 21, 2012, 09:10 PM
Oct 2012
 

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)
61. Zen buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 04:59 PM
Oct 2012

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
62. I love it!!!!
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 06:49 PM
Oct 2012

Seriously...very good.

fizzgig

(24,146 posts)
79. the buddist hands the vendor a $20
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 03:50 AM
Jan 2013

the vendor puts it in his cash box and moves on to the next customer. the buddhist asks for his change and the vendor replies...."change comes from within."

jumptheshadow

(3,269 posts)
63. My favorite bad joke for more than 45 years
Thu Oct 25, 2012, 07:23 AM
Oct 2012

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg and she's not sitting down?

A standing ovation.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
64. And we have chickens!
Thu Oct 25, 2012, 09:58 AM
Oct 2012

I can attest to the noise they all make when one lays an egg, it sounds exactly like she is taking a curtain call...lol.
Can't wait to tell Mr. Dixie your joke.

UrbScotty

(23,979 posts)
65. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Sun Dec 30, 2012, 01:58 AM
Dec 2012

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
66. Nice word play.
Sun Dec 30, 2012, 11:25 AM
Dec 2012

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
69. Nice one
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 02:54 PM
Jan 2013

Really cute. I'll have to use that.

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
67. Dog playing poker
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 05:00 PM
Jan 2013

A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards.

‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man.

‘He’s rubbish’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
70. I've only got dorky jokes, but...
Wed Jan 9, 2013, 02:55 PM
Jan 2013

How often do i like jokes about chemistry?



Periodically

Kablooie

(18,571 posts)
71. Knock Knock ...
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:50 AM
Jan 2013

Who's there?

A

A who?


egg.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,044 posts)
72. What's green and ice skates?
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 02:43 AM
Jan 2013

Peggy Pflegm


How can you spot Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

He's the only one with sesame seed buns

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
73. Peggy Pflegm......
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 01:13 PM
Jan 2013

TexasBushwhacker

(20,044 posts)
74. I think you have to be kind of old to get that one
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:53 PM
Jan 2013

I'm 56

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
75. Well, I won't tell you what "kind of" old I am...but I got the joke .
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:24 PM
Jan 2013

hollysmom

(5,946 posts)
76. Why did the Punk rocker cross the road?
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:04 PM
Jan 2013

He was stapled to the chicken.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
77. ooookayyy...
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 11:14 PM
Jan 2013

softhearted

(11 posts)
80. What's brown and runs round the back yard?
Thu Feb 7, 2013, 08:30 AM
Feb 2013

A fence.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
81. Neat one...I was, of course, thinking of a dog.
Thu Feb 7, 2013, 10:52 AM
Feb 2013

backtoblue

(11,323 posts)
82. What was the last thing to go through the fly's mind when it hit the windshield?
Tue Feb 19, 2013, 01:24 PM
Feb 2013

It's butt!

Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
84. Sounds like...Trump? n/t
Tue Mar 21, 2017, 12:03 PM
Mar 2017

Response to Name removed (Reply #83)

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
86. Do you know why sharks won't eat Republicans?
Thu Apr 13, 2017, 04:03 AM
Apr 2017

Professional courtesy.

oldcynic

(385 posts)
87. How do you tell the difference between and elephant and a grape?
Fri Apr 14, 2017, 08:03 PM
Apr 2017




A grape is purple, silly.


Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
88. The duck/elephant joke was one of my favorites
Sat Apr 15, 2017, 12:15 AM
Apr 2017

I hesitate to even mention how many decades ago.

oldcynic

(385 posts)
89. How do you tell if an elephant is hiding in your fridge?
Sat Apr 15, 2017, 03:24 PM
Apr 2017

You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

 

talldarkhandsome

(17 posts)
90. The knock knock joke..
Thu May 25, 2017, 04:28 PM
May 2017

You know the interrupting cow one.

Moooooo

Stuart G

(38,365 posts)
91. i remember this from 3rd grade ..I was 8 years old...
Wed May 31, 2017, 06:15 PM
May 2017

How do you get into this apartment building..?..to get someone captured by a witch?

because...
............On the first floor there is incredible heat..due to some malfunction in the furnace
.............On the 2nd floor there are 6 mean dogs who will eat you up if you enter
.............On the 3rd floor there is sand piled to the top of the ceiling
.............On the 4th floor is the witch who has captured our friend...

..........SO .....HOW DO YOU GET IN?????????????????????SIMPLE..........................

ARE YOU READY???

you eat...........................................a hot dog sandwich ............Hot Dog Sand Witch...get it???



dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
92. Wow...that is one I have never heard.
Wed May 31, 2017, 10:07 PM
May 2017

Good one, too.

My youngest son, around age 6-7 at the time, brought a book with him when we went on a long car trip.

It was The Book of Polish Jokes, popular at the time, before political correctness.

He read it...aloud....laughing like crazy after each joke.
It was a LONG car ride.

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