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votesparks

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Sat Jul 13, 2013, 07:31 PM Jul 2013

Marco Rubio is Made Entirely of Boogers

News from The Federated Republic of Pepsicoa:

Former nation of America Politician Marco Rubio, now aged 94 (some Pepsicoans claim is he even much older) announced today to a room full of onlookers, that he was able to rise to prominence in politics simply because of one advantage: He was genetically made entirely of human nasal boogers.

More: http://pepsicoa.wordpress.com/2013/07/13/marco-rubio-is-boogers/

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