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left-of-center2012

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 11:28 PM Sep 2016

Good choice

A student is sitting on a bench when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle.
Impressed, he asks, 'Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?'

'Well,' the second engineering student says, 'A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this gorgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike,
rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want.'

The other engineering student nods and says 'Good choice..the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit’

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Good choice (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Sep 2016 OP
Back in my day, it was two Texas A&M Agricultural Engineering students.... Brother Buzz Sep 2016 #1
Big groan left-of-center2012 Sep 2016 #2

Brother Buzz

(36,212 posts)
1. Back in my day, it was two Texas A&M Agricultural Engineering students....
Wed Sep 7, 2016, 04:36 PM
Sep 2016

and it was a brand new convertible car.

Those same two Agricultural Engineering students took a farm surveying course, and were tasked to measure a telephone pole using a protractor and measuring tape. While the two looked at the pole and scratched their heads and hind quarters trying to figure how to do it, one of them pushed against the pole and noticed it was loose, and suggested they could pull it out and lay it down to measure it. The other one said, "No, we need to measure how tall it is, not how long it is".

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