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nightwing1240

(1,996 posts)
Sun Dec 25, 2022, 10:11 AM Dec 2022

Oh no, bad news!

Santa has developed a hernia and black lung from delivering too much coal to all the bad Republicans last night. Inside sources confirm that the worst of it came as Mr. Kringle was at Mar-a-lago and the Governors mansion in Florida followed by a trip to Georgia and the residence of MTG then on to Texas and the homes of a multitude of bad republicans led by Cruz and Abbott.

Let's hope for a speedy recovery for the jolly old elf.

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Oh no, bad news! (Original Post) nightwing1240 Dec 2022 OP
on the plus side, he wasn't shot rurallib Dec 2022 #1
lol indeed nightwing1240 Dec 2022 #2
LOL SouthernDem4ever Dec 2022 #3
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