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ElboRuum

(4,717 posts)
Sun Jan 1, 2012, 11:40 PM Jan 2012

Yep, I'm the asshole.

I gave up believing in the tooth fairy when I was very young. The Easter Bunny, too. Santa Claus, ghosts and goblins, vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster... they all bought the believability farm right along with her majesty, the tooth fairy.

Witches I believe in. Well, I believe that some people practice witchcraft, so technically there are witches. Not that they actually make shit happen as a result. Wizards, similar rationale, although I call them LARPers.

Most people of faith would consider everything I've said I don't believe in as perfectly rational things not to believe in. There isn't an ounce of proof for any of them. In fact, many are nothing more than parental shenanigans being played on naive offspring. Once the naivete wears off, so does the belief, right? The others have no evidence of any compelling nature, no confirmation, circumstantial or otherwise. So, sensibly, we don't believe. Who would believe something is real when nothing exists to say, "yes, this MIGHT be real?" Sure, I'll admit that vampires and werewolves are fun for stories, especially if they give Kate Beckinsale another reason to squeeze into her Death Dealer outfit, but I don't go around expecting to be bitten by immortal beasts and either deprived of my life and precious bodily fluids, or conscripted into their dark preternatural world.

Then I say the same thing about God. A concept with no rational reason for belief. Just like the tooth fairy. Just like Santa. Just like werewolves. Every single one of these things comes with the happy or interesting narrative, fodder for good fiction and varied quality cinema/television. Every single one of these things has not an ounce of proof for its existence.

And now, I'm the asshole.

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Yep, I'm the asshole. (Original Post) ElboRuum Jan 2012 OP
That sounds crystal clear to me. Curmudgeoness Jan 2012 #1
You asshole. laconicsax Jan 2012 #2
Makes a lot of sense to me! RKP5637 Jan 2012 #3
At least you are a rational asshole. Ohio Dem Jan 2012 #4
+1 CrispyQ Jan 2012 #8
I'm proud to be an asshole, Armin-A Jan 2012 #5
I would never call YOU that! Did someone on here... MarkCharles Jan 2012 #6
Just in general.. ElboRuum Jan 2012 #10
Oh no you don't. I'M the asshole around here! cleanhippie Jan 2012 #7
None of the fairy tale people has a clue I'm an atheist Warpy Jan 2012 #9

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
1. That sounds crystal clear to me.
Sun Jan 1, 2012, 11:59 PM
Jan 2012

But then again, I know all about being the asshole. I guess it is because adults believe in god, and they would not want to be told that they are dilusional.

 

MarkCharles

(2,261 posts)
6. I would never call YOU that! Did someone on here...
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 09:59 AM
Jan 2012

call you that?

Or is this just a general way we non-believers are all called something when we claim not to believe in THEIR god?

cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)
7. Oh no you don't. I'M the asshole around here!
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:37 AM
Jan 2012

You have a long way to go to earn that title after what I just did.


But welcome to the club.

And you are right.

Warpy

(111,339 posts)
9. None of the fairy tale people has a clue I'm an atheist
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 12:14 PM
Jan 2012

and I'm not going to take their binkies away by telling them that the reasonable, sensible, ethical person they've known for years isn't afraid of some big bad Sky Fairy. Taking their binkies away is mean.

I only do that when they try to tell me some hogwash about atheists. Then the shock is severe, jaws hit the floor, and the silence persists for a good half a minute while they try to reboot.

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