Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumI got cursed by a fundy
Or maybe I got blessed. I dunno.
He said he hoped that when I die, my remains will nourish a tree whose wood will be made into paper upon which bibles will be printed.
Oh, nooooos!
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Bible god is one vindictive bastard so it makes sense the worshippers of such being would be too. Whatcha gonna do? They're assholes, plain and simple.
Julie
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)to be careful what he wished for. Even dead I might have a thing or two to say about a thing or two, and those bibles could come in handy. He harrumphed and walked away.
Yeah, this god character sure is, and some of his toadies are too.
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Every time I go to the baseball game, with my wife and kid, there's 4-10 jackalopes in front of the main entrance to the stadium with huge signs, and a damn megaphone, screeching about 'sin' and 'jebus' and burning in hell and all that crap. Seriously loud.
Basically they have the yelly guy in the back and these friendly skirmishers that walk up to you and ask you if you've found jesus, like change under your couch cushions or something, and they try to hand out these tiny one-sheet pamphlets. I paused for my kid to get out of earshot, and man, I had some pent-up anger to release, holy shit. I won't repeat it here, but suffice to say, apparently I was upset.
I've never seen a smile vanish so fast.
Warpy
(111,283 posts)Honestly, the answers to fundy nutjobs just write themselves most of the time.
I've been known to go up to the fire and brimstone types who tell me I'm going to hell and give them a hearty handshake that's firm enough they can't escape and tell them I knew god was dead, but I'd been unaware they'd gotten his job, congratulations!
It's fun watching them try to reboot.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)their in-your-face proselytizing turns most people off, even many Christians.
Good for you giving them an earful.
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)But why publish more crap? There is enough poor writing (see generally, Harlequin novels, Robert Parker's last decade, Joe Scar, and any of the Palinesque purported books) in the world already.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)I'm going to use what you said the next time I need a snappy comeback to one of these people.
Yes, the tree part was nice. And it was good of him to not mention worms.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Last edited Tue Jul 1, 2014, 10:22 AM - Edit history (1)
I like that one. It's better than "become a toxic mess of chemicals in a non-biodegradable sealed case."
But the Bible part -- yech.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)Thanks for posting the video. Nice! I really like it now that I looked up the lyrics.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)frogmarch
(12,154 posts)My fundy curser couldn't even write his own material! I can't wait to see him again so I let him know I'm onto him.
progressoid
(49,992 posts)And that little clip cements my loathing.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Christ, what a hackjob.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)He makes me wanna give him a good bop alongside his head.
Rob H.
(5,352 posts)There's a thing called a Bios Urn that your ashes and a tree seed can be placed in and planted. You can even choose the kind of tree, if you like.
I can think of worse things happening to my ashes than being under the roots a tree whose branches children climb in, birds and squirrels nest in, and weary hikers could enjoy the shade beneath. Better than being interred in some crypt or buried in a cemetery somewhere.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)Thanks!
defacto7
(13,485 posts)F4lconF16
(3,747 posts)that you consider being an organ/body donor. You never know who your body might save, and bodies can be very useful in the science and research community. It's what I am planning to have done with me, as I have no particular attachment to my dead body (that, and I figure my other plan for shooting my ashes into a black hole or something equivalently awesome was unfeasible).
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)I long for the good old days when the psycho-god smote people.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)Now he contracts it out.
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)I am sure that I would have laughed so hard at him that he would have been afraid.
Delmette
(522 posts)I have told my sons to bury my ashes under a tree. Then every time they go by the tree they can wave and say "Hi, Mom!" Or sit in the shade and talk to me.
LostOne4Ever
(9,289 posts)They will be Satanic Bibles
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)kairos12
(12,862 posts)sirkseetsalot
(1 post)And when you die, send me all your bibles, so I have fresh toilet paper to last the rest of my life.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Welcome to DU!
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)At least we know those were put to some good, practical use.