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Has anybody else seen this? I just LMAO reading the official police reports from The Smoking Gun.
Palins arrive at a neighbor's birthday party in a white limousine. And apparently Things Escalated Quickly.
Even Track, Todd and Willow got dragged into the ruckus. No reports yet from other family members Tree Fungus Palin and Amoeba-Borne Dysentery Palin:
According to cops, Bristol appeared heavily intoxicated during questioning, and claimed that she had confronted a woman who had pushed her sister. Bristol claimed that the partys host was calling her a cunt and slut and that she was pushed to the ground and pulled around on the grass by her feet.
Witnesses described Bristol as out of control and accused her of repeatedly slugging host Korey Klingenmeyer in the face. Klingenmeyer, 39, told police that he was angry the Palins had showed up and were causing the problems. He added, A fight broke out and the Palins ended up losing.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Palin-family-fight-police-reports-687432
Hot damn! I just hope they got video! This could end up on the TRU-TV "Dumbest Partiers" show. Being moderated by Tonya "Kneecapper" Harding and the rest of TRU-TV's resident team of Z-list celebs, crackheads and born-again Xian Daniel Baldwin.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)....a foster home!
Quick!
I'm serious!
Gelliebeans
(5,043 posts)Pleeeeeeeeeease tell me someone got it on their phone?
onager
(9,356 posts)I really want a copy of that. Seen it twice, but the action is hard to follow and I need to slo-mo it.
Only connection to religion - it took place at a wedding. As I remember, the events went something like this:
1. Groom gets so drunk he passes out. A worried wedding guest calls 911 and the EMTs arrive with an ambulance. As usual, one cop car also arrives to check out the trouble report.
2. Groom wakes up, staggers into the yard with his equally drunk new brother-in-law. They get belligerent with the cops/EMTs.
3. Groom takes a swing at a cop. Gets tasered and falls down twitching.
4. Bride comes out, in full wedding dress/veil. Sees hubby on the ground and starts screaming her head off and running around.
5. Drunk brother-in-law rushes at a cop to defend his new kinsman, or something. Gets tasered, falls down twitching.
6. Now other drunk guests are yelling at the cops and threatening them. Cops call for back-up and use pepper spray.
7. LOTS of cops arrive, with a big police dog. By now the bride is screaming and running around, the guests and cops are yelling, and the dog goes with the flow and starts barking up a storm. Clouds of pepper spray waft over the scene.
Groom and brother-in-law both spend the wedding night in jail.
At least I guess the wedding was a day they really will all remember forever...
Gelliebeans
(5,043 posts)Now I am going to find that one now. I need a good laugh lately
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts).... what woulda happened if they had been getting stoned instead of drunk.
Not this.
bvf
(6,604 posts)Mellow does not make for interesting news.
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)I'm literally crying with laughter at Tree-Fungus Palin and Amoeba-Borne Dysentery Palin.