Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumI'm praying away the snow from my house and its not working!
What am I doing wrong?
bvf
(6,604 posts)people praying to the contrary. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)It's just that sometimes the answer is "Fuck you!"
... a "Null response".
I.e. No answer = FU
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,303 posts)a snow shovel while you are praying. Also god is pretty tired and resting up today. It was a lot of work for him to put together several miracle plays on both sides at the Superbowl.
kdmorris
(5,649 posts)I prayed that we wouldn't get snow here today and we didn't!!
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED!!!
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)... who prayed FOR snow...nullified your weak prayer.
I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to know, that if god had to weigh the benefits of answering the prayers of future hard-core adherents (hey the proof is in the snow) verses helping you get to work, that the kids will always win.
Snow-days win the day!
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)If you financially support my ministry and pray every day, I GUARANTEE that the snow will be gone by Memorial Day.
I accept donations in BitCoins or craft beer.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Prayer is guaranteed to get rid of the snow by spring.
edhopper
(33,587 posts)Keep praying, eventually the snow will stop and go away.
By April at the latest.
onager
(9,356 posts)Also spells for starting snow storms, rain, etc. etc.
Now don't you dare use this knowledge frivolously. e.g., don't call up any World Leaders and say...
olddots
(10,237 posts)Available in six snappy colors and a three flavors .
Godco a name you have faith in .