2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumSanders Admits Receiving Free Checking from Big Banks
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE (The Borowitz Report)Scandal rocked Bernie Sanderss Presidential campaign on Friday as the candidate was forced to admit that he received free checking from several big banks.
In a press conference in Manchester, New Hampshire, a chastened Sanders acknowledged that, over the past two decades, he received free checking from Bank of America, Citibank, and JPMorgan Chase in exchange for maintaining a five-hundred-dollar minimum balance.
I should have acknowledged my relationship with these banks earlier, a subdued Sanders told reporters. For that, I am sorry.
The Clinton campaign immediately seized on the revelation, with one senior Clinton aide alleging that Sanderss cozy relationship with the banks effectively strips him of the label progressive.
Quite frankly, I dont know of too many progressives who make five-hundred-dollar payoffs to the big banks, the aide said. This doesnt pass the smell test.
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/sanders-admits-receiving-free-checking-from-big-banks
yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)FSogol
(45,485 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)TheFarseer
(9,322 posts)Called "savings accounts" where you can hide your money and receive monthly payments from the bank. If it's less than $10 for the year, you don't have to report it on your taxes! I bet he has one of those too!
UglyGreed
(7,661 posts)it could destroy the myth that is Bernie!!!!
arcane1
(38,613 posts)kath
(10,565 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Stop it, you guys are killing me!
sarge43
(28,941 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)They never learn.
Divernan
(15,480 posts)while charging 11.49% on its VISA cards. So I can invest $10,000 and get $70 interest, while the bank lends out my $10,000 & collects $1,149, resulting in a net profit to the bank of $1,079 Pretty sweet deal for your Big Banking buds, amIright, Hillary?
OR, if the bank lends out my $10,000 on a cash advance transaction, they charge 20.99% interest, and collect $2,099, pay me $70, and net profit $2,029!!!
ONLY IN AMERICA!!! KEEP THOSE DOLLARS ROLLING UP TO THE TOP ONE PERCENT!
No frigging wonder Big Banks' lobbyists/pimps have millions to shell out to whoring political candidates.
TheFarseer
(9,322 posts)my bank is paying .25% on CDs. I shopped around and got .45% on a CD. I'm hearing that they can borrow it from the Fed to loan out at 0% but not totally sure that's true.
As far as cash advances etc, I used to work at a tax place and they just got around legislation to cap the percent of interest charged by adding on a "service fee" so that we can still take just as much of your refund if you can't wait 8-15 days for it and can't pay tax preparation fees up front. Also charged a ton for the forms that the typical poor person had. That's part of why the poor stay poor.
Divernan
(15,480 posts)At 1 percent or less return, I'd as soon keep my cash in a shoebox under my bed rather than let the banks profiteer off of me.
AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)kath
(10,565 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)daleanime
(17,796 posts)it never ever worked.
merrily
(45,251 posts)ybbor
(1,554 posts)Which he was also given free.
merrily
(45,251 posts)anyway). When my relative was there, they did take advantage of their sales reps, though.
PonyUp
(1,680 posts)Merryland
(1,134 posts)because when used they sprouted little bits of something, maybe coconut?
PonyUp
(1,680 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)Just wait til the other shoe drops and that Christmas Club toaster comes to light.
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)The news of Sanderss ties to the banking industry comes just days after damaging reports that he leveraged his relationship with the American Automobile Association to obtain a discount on renting a Nissan Sentra.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)What an elitist
Roy Rolling
(6,917 posts)Always follow the money.
WillyT
(72,631 posts)SoapBox
(18,791 posts)Hilarious!
Has he ever gotten a free toaster?
forest444
(5,902 posts)That Bernie - always on the take!
sarge43
(28,941 posts)forest444
(5,902 posts)Many still give you imitation-Scandinavian glass bowls, or at least a coffee mug.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Shot glasses, fridge magnets, etc. Not much money to throw around.
We're poor, but proud.
forest444
(5,902 posts)I may be a flaming lib'rul - but I'm a stone hearth and wood-panel conservative at heart.
Remember Chevy Chase in Funny Farm? That's me, I think.
840high
(17,196 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)UglyGreed
(7,661 posts)?w=450
He really does hate the banks.........
frylock
(34,825 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)love that bit
jillan
(39,451 posts)really will be a huuuuuuge! scandal.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)He may have accepted a senior citizen's pass at the Merrill Roxy theater in Burlington.
Inquiring minds must know if he got a whole dollar off his ticket.
yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)Free or reduced cost of morning coffee from McDonald's.. We're doomed if Repugs find this little Jem.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)DesertFlower
(11,649 posts)bed with chase.
-none
(1,884 posts)Does that mean I'm Establishment? How can I ever vote for Bernie now, with that hanging over me?
tokenlib
(4,186 posts)Ooh, we have something in common...ha ha
Armstead
(47,803 posts)He didn't get paid, but we all know the quid pro quos that went on behind the scenes
Yeager29
(26 posts)So I heard that Bernie also got free auto services! He pulled his car into the local corner gas station and it had a tire air fill station that was free to use. He put at least 3 psi into each tire! He should be burned at the stake for taking free air and not reporting it. His claim to being a democratic socialist is over forever.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)... I get free old-fart checking, too. Guess I'd better turn myself in...
Duval
(4,280 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Vermont: 300,000 cows rule!
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)I only milked cows for 2-3 years,
But I never, EVER milked from the left side.
Because Bernie is a left-winger?
What up with that. Or me.... ?
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Is there a hammer and sickle brand on that cow?
pangaia
(24,324 posts)Man, with all your great work here I would think you could have done that with your toes.
Actually I kinda like the kibbutz one.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)I should stop posting from my mobile, too many edits.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)it is usually done from the right by hand or with a machine.
Does this mean I'm not as liberal as I thought I was?
TIME TO PANIC
(1,894 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)TIME TO PANIC
(1,894 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Divernan
(15,480 posts)demwing
(16,916 posts)Fast Walker 52
(7,723 posts)greiner3
(5,214 posts)The fruits of their endeavors and no exorbitant cash balance is needed as anybody knows
mikehiggins
(5,614 posts)Everyone should switch over to a Credit Union forthwith. I can't imagine why so few really have. A well run cu is a thing of beauty (and many DO have free lollipops).
Perogie
(687 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)That is exactly the type of behavior they deal in.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)Bernie, cut it out!
TIME TO PANIC
(1,894 posts)Mendocino
(7,491 posts)is a practicing heterosexual and his wife is a thespian.
TexasMommaWithAHat
(3,212 posts)nt
myrna minx
(22,772 posts)killbotfactory
(13,566 posts)For shame, Bernie. For Shame.
Mendocino
(7,491 posts)thirteen items through a supermarket express lane.
Great thread everybody!
8 track mind
(1,638 posts)reported that he was an avid user of S&H green stamps. we're screwed.....
Califonz
(465 posts)Mine has no monthly fees, refunds up to $20/mo for non-CU ATM fees, even has a free coin counter in the lobby!
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Apparently his brother has received a bus pass that allows him to ride free on the county's public transit system.
Sorry... no good on satire right now... the above is probably true.
merrily
(45,251 posts)CharlotteVale
(2,717 posts)matching covers and registers?!
This is worth a dozen new memes!!!!!11!!
MrModerate
(9,753 posts)But that was funny. Kudos.
BainsBane
(53,032 posts)from Citigroup, Goldman, Chase, etc... is as minor as free checking. http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/05/politics/sanders-democratic-fundraisers/index.html