2016 Postmortem
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With just one day to go before the presidential election between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, undecided voter Andrew Mueller is pretty sure hes some kind of idiot, the 37-year-old Seattle resident told reporters today.
According to Mueller, hes had a feeling for a while that he is a total imbecile and hopelessly stupid human being, and this sentiment has gained more traction in recent days as his political sympathies have remained divided between two candidates with drastically different views on the economy, health care, social issues, and the environment.
I have to say, the fact that Im still undecided a day before the election has started to make me think I must be a complete and utter moron, Mueller said in a rare moment of insight and clarity. I mean, this presidential campaign has essentially been going on for two years, during which the clearly divergent platforms of both parties have been articulated in attack ads, campaign appearances, debates, interviews, and thousands of articles online and in newspapers. So the fact that I cant decide between candidates at this point can really only mean that Im some sort of bumbling half-wit with little to no capacity for critical thought.
Yeah, Im pretty sure thats what it isIm like a dumbshit or something, he continued. How else can you explain the fact that 24 hours before the election, I basically have no idea whats going on? You cant.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/undecided-voter-pretty-sure-hes-some-kind-of-idiot,30229/
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(2,781 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,999 posts)With every occupant of the car in the throes of terminal munchies, 'undecided' drove up & down every boulevard in the greater Berkeley area for two solid hours, unable to choose an eating establishment. It was only after some threats were issued in a distinctly non-mellow manner that 'undecided' pulled into a Carl's Jr - moments ahead of a full-scale mutiny.