Playing It Safe: Nate Silver Will Spend The Next Month Making Easy Predictions About Apples
Spare some sympathy for Nate Silver. While the pollster made a name for himself with his uncannily accurate predictions for the 2012 presidential election, the 2016 primary season disastrously blew his electoral maps out of the water. And with November right around the corner, the stakes to nail this election couldnt be higher. Thats why hes decided to spend all of September getting his confidence back by making nothing but easy predictions about apples!
Silver announced his decision this week in his debut blog post for Nates Orchard, a special FiveThirtyEight vertical where hell be breaking down softball predictions like There will be a bunch of apples at my supermarket and In addition to red apples, there are green apples.
The poor guy definitely cant afford to get overwhelmed by self-doubt when hes breaking down battleground states district by district. By focusing entirely on uncontroversial, apple-related forecasting, hell hopefully prove to himself that he really does have the goods and isnt just the know-nothing dirt-for-brains he says he is in his post.
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The rest of the FiveThirtyEight staff has been nothing but supportive of Nate during his rough patch, and ESPN even released a statement backing his decision: Nate is under a great deal of pressure to knock it out of the park this election, and he really wants to do a good job. We support what he needs to do to get his head back in the game.
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From The Onion's spin-off site "Clickhole". You really do have to check out the graph included in the piece.