2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumQuestionnaire for Women Trump Supporters
Questionnaire for Women Trump Supporters
Dear Trump Supporter,
Let me begin by offering Mr. Trumps sincere thanks for your support, both your financial support and your vocal support at rallies. Please keep it up so we can win on November 8. Win. Win. Win.
Mr. Trump has your info, your email and home addresses, so he can keep you informed about issues important to America. Make America Great Again! However, there is one item of information about you that Mr. Trump still needs. So please fill out this form (honestly, ladies!) and return as soon as possible. Please follow the instructions carefully.
INSTRUCTIONS: The next time you shower please dry yourself and then stand before a mirror. (A full-length mirror is best, if you have one.) Take an honest look at what you see. Then circle one of the following. Please be honest because, as you know, Mr. Trump values honesty above all other virtues.
10 HOT, HOT, HOT. Mr. Trump would grab my pussy in a minute
9 Not as HOT as a 10 but still worth a crotch-grab
8 Not totally HOT but pretty damn good. I think hed grab my pussy unless a 9 or 10 was in the room
7 Well, I want to be HOT and I try, but I have to admit I still have a way to go. Maybe hed just grab my tits.
6 Hey, the hardware is about as good as you can expect after three kids but, I admit, its not what it once was
5 Not bad for the average guy but, lets face it, not in Mr. Trumps league
4 Sometime guys hit on me but sometimes they dont
3 Who needs a man anyway? Make America Great Again!
2 - Kind of gross
1 - Uck! Gross. Disgusting
0 A total loss. I dont deserve to share the same planet with Mr. Trump or Ivanka.
Again, please be honest. And please be assured that Mr. Trump values you for who you are, for your inner self, and would never be so superficial as to rate you just on your appearance (no matter what the lying press says). He just wants his records to be complete.
Thank you for your time and for your HONESTY in filling out this questionnaire.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!
Name: _____________________________
Address: _____________________________________
Email: _______________________________________
Phone: _______________________________________
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!
Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)JTFrog
(14,274 posts)Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)Right to the accusation, eh?
JTFrog
(14,274 posts)I guess that might lead to an assumption or two.
Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)And commenting that it got an alert within seconds of posting does not say anything about it.
JTFrog
(14,274 posts)Not the first time we've encountered each other on threads like this.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Showing the female Dump supporters how he thinks of them and do they agree enough to answer the question?
JTFrog
(14,274 posts)If this were an actual document from Trump's campaign we were discussing it would be different.
Just my opinion.
TrekLuver
(2,573 posts)SpankMe
(2,957 posts)I know that DU has bigotry/sensitivity guidelines, but this is clearly parody or humor designed to punctuate Trump's misogynist tone.