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Related: About this forumIf ABBA were to do a song about Rubio, might it go like this?
RUBIO, to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA:
My, my, hey Rubio said that hes finally running
Oh yeah, and hell be dropping out sort of like Gingrich four years ago
Theyll put him back on the shelf
Cause hes his dumb little self
Rubio Youll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio Youll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio You couldnt win if you wanted to
Rubio Youll play the fool cause its what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio You havent got a chance, Rubio
My, my, we tried to hold you back, you wouldnt listen
Oh, yeah, and now it seems your only chance is if all others drop out
Dont be surprised when you lose
Youre an offer we all can refuse ..
Rubio Youll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio Youll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio You couldnt win if you wanted to
Rubio Youll play the fool cause its what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio You havent got a chance, Rubio
Dont be surprised when you lose
Youre an offer we all can refuse ..
Rubio You couldnt win if you wanted to
Rubio Youll play the fool cause its what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio You havent got a chance, Rubio
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If ABBA were to do a song about Rubio, might it go like this? (Original Post)
DFW
Apr 2015
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mgcgulfcoast
(1,127 posts)1. hehehehe
rubio is a stinkface.
lunamagica
(9,967 posts)2. Good job!
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)3. Oh my! I have memories of this song...
Chan790
(20,176 posts)4. I think it would be more like this one by KLF.
(It's actually anti-Royalist British punk, but the themes of blaming the poor and public manipulation to vote against their interests is pure Rubio.)
Also, if you're prone to seizures you might want to minimize the window while you listen, the video is 4 minutes of a repeating strobe effect of 3 images.