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riversedge

(70,197 posts)
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 09:54 PM Aug 2015

The Exceptional Life Of Hillary Clinton smartest, brightest & prettiest (cont)

I think these type tweets can be posted in their entirety. If not please let me know and I will edit it down.

It is a lovely commentary and deserves to be shared for all of you.




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#Hillary2016 The Exceptional Life Of Hillary Clinton smartest, brightest & prettiest (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1snba89




#Hillary2016 The Exceptional Life Of Hillary Clinton

BILL TARZANROCK

The smartest, brightest and prettiest American girl next door. She excelled at the acclaimed Wellesl...ey College where was the first student commencement speaker; she was an outstanding student at Yale Law School where she was on the editorial board. She was at Oxford University with Bill Clinton; she was the wife of the Attorney General of Arkansas. She shattered the glass ceiling at one of the most prestigious law firms in the mid-west; she became a "partner;" and, she was repeatedly named as one of the best trial lawyers in the United States. She worked to "impeach" Nixon as a leading member of the impeachment inquiry staff; she worked for Walter Mondale on migratory labor; she worked for George McGovern. Three (3) times she served as the First Lady of the State of Arkansas; two (2) times she served as as the First Lady of the United States where she totally redefined the role of the First Lady. Since 1993 Hillary was, and is, the "driving force" behind the American Healthcare Law -- "The Affordable Care Act" was and it is her "baby;" and, she and nobody else is the "Mother" of that healthcare law -- that healthcare law was "Hillarycare" long before it ever was called "Obamacare." She was duly elected as the U.S. Senator from N.Y. replacing Daniel Moynihan and sitting in Robert Kennedy's "liberal" chair serving two (2) terms as a U.S. Senator in arguably the most respected seat in the U.S. Senate. She was Secretary of State of the United States. She knows, on a personal basis, every significant global leader on the Earth; and, she is "respected" by all of them.

For seventeen (17) consecutive years Hillary Clinton has been voted to be the "most respected woman on the Earth." Hillary Clinton is widely respected as the "global champion" of women's rights and children's rights. More than "any" other person, Hillary Clinton represents the hopes; the dreams; and, the aspirations of not just American women and children -- but more than 7 Billion women and children on and across the Earth. I can recall no one in my lifetime who has a history of service to the causes of women; the causes of children; the causes of migratory labor; and, to the causes of the poor and downtrodden as does and has Hillary Clinton. Outside of Eleanor Roosevelt, no single American woman has ever better exemplified American women nor even holds a candle to the shining bright light of Hillary Clinton and her amazing accomplishments in serving this nation.

No single person in the long history of American politics has withstood the forty (40) year vicious campaign of the never ending onslaught of vitriolic vituperative "hate" as has Hillary; and, Hillary has borne it with grace and dignity which "no" man could or would ever endure.

Only "few" American politicians in the 240 year history of our Republic have "ever" come to the office of the Presidency of the United States with greater academic; legal; executive; legislative; diplomatic; political; and, foreign policy experience and skills than does Hillary Clinton. Few have come to the office with her "leadership" skills. Only General Washington; Thomas Jefferson; and, James Madison come to mind -- no one else with the possible exception of John Adams and Andrew Jackson.

No one, not anyone, not "any" current political candidate in this election, even comes "anywhere" close to Hillary's qualifications; leadership; and, experience requisite for the office of President of the United States. Simply put, compared to Hillary -- her political opponents are nothing more than a pathetic joke on the American people.

I am utterly dumbfounded by the "fact" that there are American women who bizarrely do "not" support Hillary Clinton

Bill Tarzanrock



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The Exceptional Life Of Hillary Clinton smartest, brightest & prettiest (cont) (Original Post) riversedge Aug 2015 OP
Is this a joke? Jefferson, Washington... TwilightGardener Aug 2015 #1
I thought so at first. demmiblue Aug 2015 #15
Creepy... and sycophanty. I know that's not a word, but fuck me if it doesn't apply. n/t cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #23
Or, as my HS english teacher told the class brown noser after a particularly nauseating suckup tularetom Aug 2015 #37
"obsequious sycophants" That might be my all-time redundant phrase. cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #41
I always said 1939 Aug 2015 #51
They really tie the room together, man. hifiguy Aug 2015 #63
Mine is "Justice Rehnquist/Thomas/Scalia/Alito" hifiguy Aug 2015 #64
Most of it is laughable/embarrassing. But here and there you get a whiff of TwilightGardener Aug 2015 #28
Laughable to be sure...Bagdad Bob would be proud. InAbLuEsTaTe Aug 2015 #52
That got me, too. Fawke Em Aug 2015 #56
Hmm? left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #2
Maybe Sander fans can be on good behavior tonight? Or is riversedge Aug 2015 #4
I am definitely a fan of a good Sander. I have a Skil orbital that has a built in vacuum. cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #24
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." SMC22307 Aug 2015 #53
This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #3
Thank goodness it is posted in its entirety ... left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #9
This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #11
Be prepared to remain dumbfounded, Mr. Mansplainer. n/t demmiblue Aug 2015 #5
Perfect response. eom Fawke Em Aug 2015 #57
^^^this^^^ L0oniX Aug 2015 #68
:-( tularetom Aug 2015 #6
K&R because I still think she's our best hope ucrdem Aug 2015 #7
Sorry wimmens are so confusing IVoteDFL Aug 2015 #8
Per the OP, there are 7 billion women and children on Earth, Uncle Joe Aug 2015 #18
Maybe he lumped the men into the the "children" catetory. Fawke Em Aug 2015 #58
OMFG. kath Aug 2015 #10
Sorry for your tummy upset. Try some tums maybe. riversedge Aug 2015 #14
No barf bag is big enough... L0oniX Aug 2015 #69
I am an American woman who does not support Hillary Clinton The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2015 #12
I hardly think even Hillary would approve of including prettiest in there. Live and Learn Aug 2015 #13
I would have gone with fierce because fierce women are awesome underthematrix Aug 2015 #26
Yes, the anti-Quiverfull "breathe fire" route. SMC22307 Aug 2015 #50
I resign. MannyGoldstein Aug 2015 #16
"I could never write something this good" left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #20
She Voted For The Iraq War - She Voted For The Patriot Act - She Is Good Friends With The Bush Famil cantbeserious Aug 2015 #17
How do you like the artwork. I think it is lovely riversedge Aug 2015 #21
I think it is creepy AF n/t FlatBaroque Aug 2015 #31
She is an honorary member of the Goldman Sachs mishpocha. hedda_foil Aug 2015 #32
Bill Tarzanrock? This has to be from The Onion. left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #19
He's a real guy, with a Facebook page The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2015 #29
He's a real guy, with a Facebook page left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #45
Well, yeah. But it seems too goofy not to be real. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2015 #46
Why Jane kick Tarzan in balls? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #22
Okay, considering those last 2 paragraphs I have to say -- Tracy Flick Armstead Aug 2015 #25
Ohmigod - Tracy Flick! kath Aug 2015 #65
Hill's suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous assholes for 20+years oasis Aug 2015 #27
Holy shit ismnotwasm Aug 2015 #30
Hillary? Meh. Armstead Aug 2015 #38
Ikr? SwampG8r Aug 2015 #49
If she's so great... Ino Aug 2015 #33
Obamacare was Bob Doles, Mitt Romney's, and the Heritage Foundations plan. Buzz cook Aug 2015 #34
All those "quote" marks make me wonder... Armstead Aug 2015 #35
You clearly aren't able to "grasp" the shining "light" of womanhood that "is" Hillary Clinton. TwilightGardener Aug 2015 #39
LOL! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #43
Shouldn't that be......."shining" light of "womanhood" that is Hillary Clinton? Armstead Aug 2015 #44
Hillary... smartest, brightest, and prettiest PLUS Julian... the cutest! The new political paradigm! cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #36
whow. what a pair. riversedge Aug 2015 #40
Sorry, but I liked it....bit over the top revmclaren Aug 2015 #42
I am utterly dumbfounded by the "fact" that there are American women who bizarrely do "not" support left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 #47
I am utterly whatchamacallit Aug 2015 #48
You forgot this... MrMickeysMom Aug 2015 #54
a bit much prehaps? wendylaroux Aug 2015 #55
knr frylock Aug 2015 #59
No, she's not. Tierra_y_Libertad Aug 2015 #60
So, if she is running for Miss America sadoldgirl Aug 2015 #61
Hillary Clinton is the front runner because she has the best resume and experience for the job Gothmog Aug 2015 #62
I think Bernie is a striking figure, and I like striking. Puzzledtraveller Aug 2015 #66
This is AWFUL! If I was a Hillary supporter I'd be mortified! sibelian Aug 2015 #67

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
37. Or, as my HS english teacher told the class brown noser after a particularly nauseating suckup
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:38 PM
Aug 2015

"You can knock that off right now, Miss _______. I have very little use for obsequious sycophants."

She was stunned, even though she obviously hadn't the slightest clue what the fuck he was talking about.

Of course the rest of us didn't either, but it was obvious she had been put in her place.

I thought of her when I read Mr Tarzanrock's highly "objective" missive.

 

cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts)
41. "obsequious sycophants" That might be my all-time redundant phrase.
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:52 PM
Aug 2015

I get what he was talking about though.

The Dude abides... and the phrase applies!

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)
28. Most of it is laughable/embarrassing. But here and there you get a whiff of
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:26 PM
Aug 2015

someone who...just isn't quite right. "WHY DON'T ALL WOMEN LOVE HER??? SHE'S SO SMART AND PRETTY!!!!"

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
56. That got me, too.
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:18 PM
Aug 2015

I'm a woman and I don't love her.

This Bill can't doesn't seem to understand that women aren't a monolith, which says a lot about him.

SMC22307

(8,090 posts)
53. "Well-behaved women seldom make history."
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 12:59 PM
Aug 2015

My spidey sense tells me you embrace that saying, except, of course, when it applies to Sanders' supporters.

This *ain't* the '50s... where's June and her pearls and apron?! "Pretty" doesn't remotely factor into my vote. Seriously, what an idiotic selling point on the part of Tarzan-what's-his-name. But I guess it would appeal to the Kartrashian element... those focused on the superficial.

Response to riversedge (Original post)

Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #9)

ucrdem

(15,512 posts)
7. K&R because I still think she's our best hope
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:15 PM
Aug 2015

Theoretically not our only hope, "our" meaning humankind as well as Democrats, but practically speaking, only. Will she support the Iran deal? Not certain but I think so. I know Biden would but I haven't heard much about him running. Would Bernie? possibly but I honestly don't think he's given it all that much thought. Could be wrong tho.

IVoteDFL

(417 posts)
8. Sorry wimmens are so confusing
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:20 PM
Aug 2015

Someday we'll abandon our deeply held political beliefs so that we can vote for the candidate with the same plumbing as us.

Uncle Joe

(58,355 posts)
18. Per the OP, there are 7 billion women and children on Earth,
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:58 PM
Aug 2015

the last time I checked that was the total population of the planet. so there must not be any men here.

kath

(10,565 posts)
10. OMFG.
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:27 PM
Aug 2015



I vote for someone based on ISSUES, not on what's between their legs.

Jeebus H Christ on a Trailer Hitch.

Likening her to Washington, Jefferson, Madison? Fighting for the poor and downtrodden?

Gonna need a bigger barf bag.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)
12. I am an American woman who does not support Hillary Clinton
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:28 PM
Aug 2015

and there's nothing "bizarre" about it. None of my American woman friends support her, either. I'll vote for her if she's the nominee because any GOPer would be totally horrible, but she's far from my first choice.

I acknowledge that she's very qualified. Her resume is much more impressive than that of Abraham Lincoln, for example, or Dwight Eisenhower. Some much less "qualified" people have been excellent presidents; some very experienced people have sucked at it. James Buchanan, for example, had served 6 years in the Pennsylvania state legislature, 10 years in the U.S. House of Representatives, 4 years as ambassador to Russia, 10 years in the Senate, 4 years as Secretary of State, and 4 years as Ambassador to England; but he is remembered as a very mediocre president. Lincoln, on the other hand, only had 6 years in the Illinois legislature and 2 years as a congressman.

So, Hillary's stellar resume notwithstanding, I'm supporting Bernie Sanders, not at all bizarrely, because he represents my progressive values and has never, ever been kissy-face with the likes of Goldman Sachs. I also think Bernie can win, considering the excitement he's already generating.

Live and Learn

(12,769 posts)
13. I hardly think even Hillary would approve of including prettiest in there.
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 10:30 PM
Aug 2015

Pretty discriminatory term and I am surprised anyone here would want to post it.

SMC22307

(8,090 posts)
50. Yes, the anti-Quiverfull "breathe fire" route.
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 12:50 PM
Aug 2015

I don't want Hillary in office, but agree that she is indeed fierce.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
22. Why Jane kick Tarzan in balls?
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:05 PM
Aug 2015
I am utterly dumbfounded by the "fact" that there are American women who bizarrely do "not" support Hillary Clinton






This woman doesn't need some clueless moron telling me I'm stupid for not supporting Hillary.

Mansplaining is not lovely.



oasis

(49,378 posts)
27. Hill's suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous assholes for 20+years
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:20 PM
Aug 2015

and still stands strong, willing to serve her country.

Thanks Hillary.

ismnotwasm

(41,976 posts)
30. Holy shit
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:30 PM
Aug 2015

I love Hillary--I have lots of reasons, but one of my favorite is how deeply she affects people--there is no halfway apparently. Like, with Sanders, the best I can get is a "Meh" the worst is a mild dislike of his pendantic lecturing.

But Hillary? She gets blood pumping-love her or hate her.

And sometimes she gets silly little vomit emoticons.

Ino

(3,366 posts)
33. If she's so great...
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:36 PM
Aug 2015

why isn't he dumbfounded by the fact that there are also MEN who do not support her?

...also, prettiest? sheesh, that's demeaning.

"vicious campaign of the never ending onslaught of vitriolic vituperative"
That's a lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts! (Broadcast News)

Buzz cook

(2,471 posts)
34. Obamacare was Bob Doles, Mitt Romney's, and the Heritage Foundations plan.
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:37 PM
Aug 2015

Hillary Care was called managed competition, but it also included a government option. So a bit left of Obamacare.

 

Armstead

(47,803 posts)
35. All those "quote" marks make me wonder...
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:37 PM
Aug 2015

Is Mr. Tarzanrock real or a carefully orchestrated bit of performance art?

revmclaren

(2,516 posts)
42. Sorry, but I liked it....bit over the top
Fri Aug 28, 2015, 11:54 PM
Aug 2015

for my taste, but after what I have read on DU about Clinton lately, I find it very refreshing. There are probably thousands just like bill tarzanrock out there right now who dont care about emailgate, who dont care if Clinton had pictures taken with the wrong world leaders or statesman. Who dont give a fornicating rodents behind that she is disliked by the 'right' kind of Democrats. They will vote for Clinton without ever having heard about or even caring if DU even exists. Probably millions actually. That's the joy of the commentary. He honestly likes Clinton, and doesn't have to search the Internet hourly to find new (or very old and wornout ) ways to hate her. As I said...refreshing.





left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)
47. I am utterly dumbfounded by the "fact" that there are American women who bizarrely do "not" support
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 12:13 AM
Aug 2015

Maybe that "fact" ought to tell you something?

wendylaroux

(2,925 posts)
55. a bit much prehaps?
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:16 PM
Aug 2015

my mom was prettier.,every bit as smart,

poor as shit,had to eat possum and still looked like this:

?t=1440782024

sadoldgirl

(3,431 posts)
61. So, if she is running for Miss America
Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:59 PM
Aug 2015

show the competition.
Let's add some more adjectives, like:
sweet,adorable, exceptional (US style),
lovely, cute,etc.

Ewww!

sibelian

(7,804 posts)
67. This is AWFUL! If I was a Hillary supporter I'd be mortified!
Sun Aug 30, 2015, 12:38 PM
Aug 2015

Are we sure this isn't some sideways hatchet job on Hillary supporters?
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