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Related: About this forumHi! I am madinmaryland, though some seem to think it is maidinmaryland!
I selected my SN during the days of the swiftboat liars attacking John Kerry.
I am DU's resident Dallas Cowboys fan and a host of the Sports Group and the Maryland Group.
And this...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Swede
(33,141 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)I always thought your name was dumbass
Note to the new folks: This is a running joke that was never very funny in the first place.
1gobluedem
(6,664 posts)I do NOT remember being consulted about this....
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)how to evade the Delaware tolls.
madinmaryland
(64,920 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,216 posts)Warning new DUers about your wicked sense of humor and all. We don't be needin those easily avoidable keyboard accidents up in here.
madinmaryland
(64,920 posts)scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Just sayin'...
Ruby the Liberal
(26,216 posts)madinmaryland
(64,920 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,216 posts)just for this purpose.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,216 posts)I have just been waiting for the last piece so as to balance the composition.
Tonight, I feel like a new person.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Pick up a couple guys, take 'em back to the motel...
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)The empressof all
(29,098 posts)Because even though I know I'm wrong I always read your name as Maiden Mary Land---Sometimes though I wonder if I'll catch a glimpse of a Marian apparition when I open one of your posts. Crazy
RainDog
(28,784 posts)I mean, let people REALLY get to know you. lol.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)RainDog
(28,784 posts)so many naked tebowing pics, so little time...
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)kdmorris
(5,649 posts)We moved from Maryland (Charles County) to Florida in 1998... but Maryland will always be my "home".