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madinmaryland

(64,920 posts)
Tue May 22, 2012, 03:08 PM May 2012

Hi! I am madinmaryland, though some seem to think it is maidinmaryland!

I selected my SN during the days of the swiftboat liars attacking John Kerry.

I am DU's resident Dallas Cowboys fan and a host of the Sports Group and the Maryland Group.

And this...



Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Hi! I am madinmaryland, though some seem to think it is maidinmaryland! (Original Post) madinmaryland May 2012 OP
You're a dude!?!?? Swede May 2012 #1
Thanks for the clarification! taterguy May 2012 #2
You're a host of the Sports Group? 1gobluedem May 2012 #3
I hope I've taught you LiberalEsto May 2012 #4
LynneSin has these portable tollbooths that she gets me with every time!! madinmaryland May 2012 #5
She thinks of everything! nt LiberalEsto May 2012 #10
Ultra uber kind of you, Maid. Ruby the Liberal May 2012 #6
You are so welcome, Rudy. madinmaryland May 2012 #11
This thread is useless without your nekkid tebowing pics. scarletwoman May 2012 #7
Oh hells yeah. Ruby the Liberal May 2012 #9
Oops. I posted this for El SuTebow over in the sports forum... madinmaryland May 2012 #13
Now I have enough to fill that multi-pic frame I bought Ruby the Liberal May 2012 #14
A triptych! You can set up a shrine! scarletwoman May 2012 #15
I know, right? Ruby the Liberal May 2012 #16
Well, you know what *I* say - we should go out drinking to celebrate! scarletwoman May 2012 #17
I thoughtit was this: OriginalGeek May 2012 #8
Your name always makes me think of Robinhood Or God The empressof all May 2012 #12
this thread is useless without naked tebowing RainDog May 2012 #18
You really ought to read a thread before you post: scarletwoman May 2012 #19
post in haste, regret at leisure... RainDog May 2012 #20
Collect them all! Trade 'em with your friends! scarletwoman May 2012 #21
Hi! kdmorris May 2012 #22

taterguy

(29,582 posts)
2. Thanks for the clarification!
Tue May 22, 2012, 05:11 PM
May 2012

I always thought your name was dumbass

Note to the new folks: This is a running joke that was never very funny in the first place.

Ruby the Liberal

(26,216 posts)
6. Ultra uber kind of you, Maid.
Tue May 22, 2012, 06:16 PM
May 2012

Warning new DUers about your wicked sense of humor and all. We don't be needin those easily avoidable keyboard accidents up in here.



Ruby the Liberal

(26,216 posts)
16. I know, right?
Tue May 22, 2012, 11:20 PM
May 2012

I have just been waiting for the last piece so as to balance the composition.

Tonight, I feel like a new person.

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)
17. Well, you know what *I* say - we should go out drinking to celebrate!
Tue May 22, 2012, 11:23 PM
May 2012

Pick up a couple guys, take 'em back to the motel...

The empressof all

(29,098 posts)
12. Your name always makes me think of Robinhood Or God
Tue May 22, 2012, 08:21 PM
May 2012

Because even though I know I'm wrong I always read your name as Maiden Mary Land---Sometimes though I wonder if I'll catch a glimpse of a Marian apparition when I open one of your posts. Crazy

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