Sanders Vows to Fight On with Only 46 Primary States Remaining

[LS_Editor]

The Hillary Clinton victory celebrations are premature. This satire gives everyone some perspective. The Democratic presidential race is far from over.

Sanders Vows to Fight On with Only 46 Primary States Remaining

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - In a shocking move today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont doubled down on his decision to continue his campaign for the presidency after a crushing loss in South Carolina to his rival - former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Sanders baffled political experts by remaining in the Democratic presidential race even though there were only 46 primary states remaining.

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Secretary Clinton's campaign was outraged by Sanders' refusal to suspend his campaign, and demanded Sanders listen to the will of the people in the four states that had already voted.

[LiberalElite]

1. I admit, I'm still a little hyper about SC -

so when I read "vows to fight on" I thought WHY SHOULD HE NOT!???!?!?!!!????

Then I saw "Nil Admirati."

Oh.

[LS_Editor]

30. The Hillary coronation is premature to say the least.

[Dont call me Shirley]

2. Keep on going Bernie.

[rhett o rick]

3. LOL. Bravo. nm

[TheProgressive]

4. Clinton can't stand when the little people get in her way of her coronation...

[LiberalArkie]

5. Fight On. Not very many states left that you might be able to win with. Only 46 left.

[retrowire]

6. Lol, THAT REBEL! nt

[Loudestlib]

7. We need him to.

http://www.salon.com/2016/02/28/the_case_against_hillary_clinton_this_is_the_disaster_democrats_must_avoid/

[LS_Editor]

12. I don't understand how anyone can think she is a progressive.

She may have been at one time, but those days are long gone.

[sorechasm]

35. There's more satire at this link that proves your point

"I really think my plan to charge banks a few menial fines and tell them to 'cut it out' every once in a while will be far more effective than Bernie Sanders' plan to actually address serious lapses in financial regulation that place the American economy at risk of meltdown every day," explained Clinton.

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An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton if her close relationships with her bankster friends constituted a conflict of interest when it came to the matter of regulating the financial sector.

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"Not at all. My Wall Street friends have used the money of everyday Americans to invest in me, and it is not unreasonable for them to expect something back in return," replied Clinton.

[Donkees]

8. +American Samoa!

[RoccoR5955]

15. And Democrats Abroad.

Let's not forget the expats.

[LS_Editor]

31. And Puerto Rico.

[deutsey]

9. Win or lose, I'm with Bernie to the end. n/t

[oldandhappy]

10. Hilarious -- only 46 -- thank you lots for the post.

[LS_Editor]

21. You're welcome.

It helped me gain a more rational and less emotional perspective on the race.

I love Bernie. South Carolina sucked. We knew it would suck. Time to move ahead.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

11. That headline gave me a chuckle....

People keep forgetting it's still very early.

[INdemo]

13. OMG..In Iowa wasn't a win it was a tie,In NV it was 4.3% for Hillary

In NH Hillary got clobbered and the SC Hillary winsbig 4 states and she wants it stopped
She has 58 actual delegates Bernie has 51 And she thinks it over...
And Hillary wants Sanders to quit..Well obviously Hillary is not prepared to take on Sanders in the other 46 States becasue she does not have the funding..
Bernie will get the funding when he asks.

Fact: If DWS would not have stopped the vote count auditing Bernie Sanders would have won Iowa. They (The State Democratic Party)audited 16 precincts and Sanders gained. there are 1664 precincts left but DWS stopped the count.

Hillary cannot go back to many of her contributors because they have maxed out...

her PACs cant help her now

What does Hillary Clinton have...She has a bunch of lying deceitful Right Wing advisers that go on the Corporate Networks and lies about Bernie Sanders and his proposals .She even has Congressman that have lied about Bernie Sanders and it backfired on them.
She has Bill Clinton that goes out there and Lies and he thinks its still the 1990s and no one remembers him and his racism.

So Hillary We are in this for the long hall

[LS_Editor]

22. Damn right we are.

[oldandhappy]

24. yes we are!

[RoccoR5955]

14. Only 46?!?!

Gee, the way a lot of people are going around here you would think that it is the end of the world.
These primaries have just started, and as my old idol Yogi Berra said, "It ain't over till it's over!"

[MrMickeysMom]

17. And....

It ain't over until Christie sings! (apologies, Yogi)

[RoccoR5955]

33. I don't think Yogi

who lived in Jersey, would ever have voted for Kris Krispy Kreme.

[INdemo]

18. I love it when a plan comes together !!

[Donkees]

23. ...And when you come to a fork in the road, TAKE IT! GO BERNIE!

[MrMickeysMom]

16. I love this! Only 46!

The universe has it's arms open for another sad for Hillary again...

[Rosa Luxemburg]

19. The race is far from over

[billpolonsky]

20. 8% of the Primaries

"even though there were only 46 primary states remaining"

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

25. Somebody get's their story ideas from DU!

[left-of-center2012]

26. Bernie's delegates can influence the Democratic Party platform ...

which Hillary will then, of course, ignore.

[AzDar]

27. "Surrender Bernie!"

[Petrushka]

28. Thanks for the link . . . and the chuckles. K & R

[840high]

29. Bruha-ha - love it.

[JDPriestly]

32. Bernie and we have the right to be heard.

Hillary is a weak candidate. If she can't stand the heat, she should get out of he kitchen.

[MichaelSoE]

34. Game's over ... cut to the movie.