Jon Stewart Calls Out Trump's Pizza-Eating Technique - The Daily Show

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Slice connoisseur Jon Stewart calls bulls**t on Donald Trump’s pizza-eating technique during his afternoon with Sarah Palin.

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1. Calm down, Jon

There was (is?) a pizza joint on Worth Street whose single slices would be splayed across two paper plates. Those slices had to be eaten with a knife and fork, at least half way down before you could attempt to pick it up.

Now, as for Chump, …well, nevermind.

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2. I'm not surprised that he can't eat pizza like a real noy

but I am surprised that he’s meeting with Sarah Palin, who I assume is auditioning for hair furor’s VP.

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3. that's an old, but excellent, piece that stewart did in 2016

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4. I should have beem more clear

I meant that his meeting with Sarah Failin’ surprised me then, as I thought he’d never consider a recent loser for his VP.