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[DenverJared]

Donald Trump , Queen Elizabeth II and Vladimir Putin all died and go to hell.

While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth II calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she has finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.

Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he has finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes angrily and asks the devil why Trump got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."