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In reply to the discussion: Billionaire Says His Long-Delayed 'Titanic II' Ship Will Be Antidote to 'Woke' Politics [View all]Tommy Carcetti
(43,225 posts)7. I just read the article, and I'm officially invoking Poe's Law.
That guy can't be real, right?
So we had to put a whole new deck in the Titanic. And its got a lot of the modern conveniences that you want. Were going to make sure that in every room therell be a little panel that will tell you the history of the person who occupied your cabin. Did they survive, did they prevail? Everyone will get a costume so that they can come up to dinner, and it will be a real experience for them. One of the worst experiences, of course, on the Titanic was delousing. They took the third class up on deck and sprayed them in their underpants and bras. So depending on the weather, well have delousing for our third class, too.
I mean...right?
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Billionaire Says His Long-Delayed 'Titanic II' Ship Will Be Antidote to 'Woke' Politics [View all]
Nevilledog
Mar 28
OP
It will sink too. Inanimate objects like icebergs and metal ships don't have any ability to be woke.
Autumn
Mar 28
#1
Which is why they need to accelerate climate change. To get rid of those oversensitive, woke icebergs.... Or
Carlitos Brigante
Mar 28
#5
In March 2020, as the COVID-19 pandemic was spreading in Australia, Palmer placed a prominent media advertisement
Celerity
Mar 28
#18
Yes, but on the upside...potatoes galore! And sharing a bathroom with 30 strangers!
Tommy Carcetti
Mar 28
#21
I've heard the legends of Australian weed, but this is the first time I've ever seen its real strength.
Torchlight
Mar 28
#14
Woke holding me accountable for being an obtuse, insensitive, bigoted, intolerant asshole
AZLD4Candidate
Mar 28
#34