Trump continues to knock Mosul offensive, calls leaders 'group of losers'

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11. The Element of Surprise...

Great. If Trump gets into office, we'll have huge explosions and military raids in various parts of the world, the more surprising, the better. Ok. Here's PrezTrump wanting to surprise North Korea. What does he do? He wants the element of surprise. He can't send warships to North Korea's shores, so he'll have to surprise them by the air. What? B-2 Bombers? ICBM'S? Eh? What he'd bomb would be a surprise as well. You never know when or where Trump would strike. Attack first, answer questions later. That's Trump. A nice hydrogen bomb would be the ultimate surprise, eh, Donny? Don't worry. No matter what you do, your Fanboys will always love you.