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38. Rudy is up the creek, no paddles in sight

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Sun Mar 17, 2024, 11:08 PM

Mar 17

but still singing the praises of his lying, unAmerican cult leader.

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Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven [View all] BumRushDaShow Mar 17 OP

Oh, Rudy... PJMcK Mar 17 #1

Hey, it might be good news, he may be planning to depart this earth, but he will be shocked when St. Peter Escurumbele Mar 18 #74

An old joke PJMcK Mar 18 #85

In the words of Joe Biden, "Will you shut up man?" emulatorloo Mar 17 #2

That is a pretty bizarre statement, even for Rudy. OAITW r.2.0 Mar 17 #3

Yes, very bizarre PatSeg Mar 18 #75

Perfect match for the addle-pated smelly former guy. erronis Mar 18 #79

Oh absolutely PatSeg Mar 18 #88

Yes Rudy, there will be multigraincracker Mar 17 #4

And ginger mints oasis Mar 17 #41

And unicorns barfing rainbows NanaCat Mar 18 #52

Rudy Is In For A Rude Awakening... smb Mar 17 #43

Rudy is assuming agingdem Mar 18 #53

If the Imp dresses hot n 'slutty Mopar151 Mar 18 #55

And 72 cousins ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 18 #70

snork. AllaN01Bear Mar 17 #5

Yeah...the First National Bank of Heaven will have your rewards 😜 Deuxcents Mar 17 #6

Going for an insanity defense, Rudy? rubbersole Mar 17 #7

Rudi needs to watch a bit of That Mitchell and Webb Look muriel_volestrangler Mar 17 #8

Basing his afterlife in heaven on supporting a criminal instead of Jesus or god? LiberalFighter Mar 17 #9

Statement coming from a very religious man. republianmushroom Mar 17 #10

I think Rudy's final destination will be with TFG, shoveling coal, marble falls Mar 17 #11

Hahahahahaha RussBLib Mar 17 #12

Trump won't be there and neither will Rudy. Ocelot II Mar 17 #27

Exactly right ... FakeNoose Mar 17 #35

Correct Image of where being buddies with the Rapist/Fraudster/Racist/Traitor will get you to front Pachamama Mar 18 #46

Is that Rush laying under the cement block in the lower right hand corner? GoodRaisin Mar 18 #49

I sure hope so! ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 18 #71

Nah NanaCat Mar 18 #54

"ashes to ashes. dust to dust." rampartc Mar 18 #82

You'd think Rudy would've gotten way past trump idolatry by now... brush Mar 17 #13

In Heaven, Everything is Fine.... Blue Owl Mar 17 #14

But Rudy, your own party feels that you, as a drag queen, are a groomer and not going to heaven. keithbvadu2 Mar 17 #15

Somebody please tell samplegirl Mar 17 #16

Cultist Roy Rolling Mar 17 #17

"Not being a weakling who refuse to represent Trump because he doesn't pay his bills.... viva la Mar 17 #25

'Thou shall have no other gods before me" isn't gonna work out like he thinks. ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 18 #72

Exactly what loyalty to Trump will get you. Help in heaven. Count on it! Jim__ Mar 17 #18

Heaven?! Giuliani better check his compass. It's obiously upside down. SupportSanity Mar 17 #19

Rudy, supporting a Satan ain't gonna get ya into Heaven. patphil Mar 17 #20

I'm sure Heaven will give Rudy's faith in Trump the consideration it deserves. PTL! Midnight Writer Mar 17 #21

Sometimes we think they will "get it". Permanut Mar 17 #22

I thought one of the commandments was "You shall not put any other gods before me." sakabatou Mar 17 #23

Giuliani is a charter member of the Trump Circle dalton99a Mar 17 #24

Anyone gonna tell him there ain't no heaven? elleng Mar 17 #26

Doesn't matter; if there is one he won't be going there. Ocelot II Mar 17 #29

As my aunt used to say: jls4561 Mar 17 #28

Rudy, you and Trump are going directly to Hell. Irish_Dem Mar 17 #30

I just want to vomit... Bluejeans Mar 17 #31

I missed that part of the New Testament. Can you show me where it says that? Ray Bruns Mar 18 #62

" I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. " AverageOldGuy Mar 17 #32

LMAO Solly Mack Mar 17 #33

I concur- boy that OP really caught me off guard rurallib Mar 18 #69

Giuliani says some truly nutty things... Solly Mack Mar 18 #80

If it helps him get there sooner, then I'm all for it. Orrex Mar 17 #34

Oh Rudy, bless your heart! FakeNoose Mar 17 #36

Um, well, the place he's going starts with a "H" relayerbob Mar 17 #37

Well, the first two letters of both are "he", so it is easy to see how niyad Mar 17 #40

Rudy is up the creek, no paddles in sight democrank Mar 17 #38

That's all he's got left ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 18 #73

Putin Tell Him To Say That??? HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 17 #39

He really is quite insane. LudwigPastorius Mar 17 #42

Disbarred for your "principles". Right-o, Rudy. nt The Unmitigated Gall Mar 18 #44

His objective is clear, but he's not learning from experience. truthisfreedom Mar 18 #45

Looney Rudy Hikerchick57 Mar 18 #47

Fruity Rooty Mysterian Mar 18 #81

Drink the Flavor-Aid he offers you, too. C Moon Mar 18 #48

Beyond pathetic. (nt) Paladin Mar 18 #50

Oh dear... Mike Nelson Mar 18 #51

That's exactly what I thought. n/t Raven Mar 18 #60

Rudy is trying to position himself as a MAGA martyr. Eugene Mar 18 #56

I think he should test that theory mercuryblues Mar 18 #57

not the heaven he is expecting.. samnsara Mar 18 #58

Yeah, worst heaven ever. tanyev Mar 18 #64

Sounds like Rudy The Wizard Mar 18 #59

I've never heard of a "heavenly" prison, but whatever Rudy. Enjoy. Vinca Mar 18 #61

So he's even getting the bargaining stage of the grieving process wrong Bucky Mar 18 #63

I'd like to be there mgardener Mar 18 #65

Why isn't his family doing something about this guy? It is Raven Mar 18 #66

They are part of it (at least his son) BumRushDaShow Mar 18 #67

I actually have no problem with this. bluestarone Mar 18 #68

more like hell you demented pervert JohnSJ Mar 18 #76

It won't even help him in a Starbucks. dchill Mar 18 #77

And Santa Claus will still bring Rudy toys on Xmas while other lawyers Sibelius Fan Mar 18 #78

My first big laugh of the day! Thanks! CTyankee Mar 18 #83

Hopefully this is your 2nd -- BumRushDaShow Mar 18 #84

THAT elicited a cackle...absolutely precious.... CTyankee Mar 18 #87

With this, I now dub Giuliani TSF #2. What craziness and still claiming he's done nothing wrong after iluvtennis Mar 18 #86

Headline inaccurate intrepidity Mar 18 #89

I'm assuming Heaven is a BaronChocula Mar 18 #90

Wat!!!! wolfie001 Mar 18 #91

That can't come soon enough. Just remember to pay Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss before checking-out! Oopsie Daisy Mar 18 #92