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(27,820 posts) Sun Dec 3, 2017, 08:36 PM Dec 2017

Worst Comedian Ever? [View all]

Last edited Mon Dec 4, 2017, 08:25 PM - Edit history (4)

Dennis Miller is now my choice because he's an asshole, as well as being possibly the worst comedian ever.

32 votes, 3 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Amy Schumer
	1 (3%)
	Carrot Top
	6 (19%)
	Larry the Cable Guy
	2 (6%)
	Jeff Foxworthy
	0 (0%)
	Dennis Miller
	12 (38%)
	Pauly Shore
	7 (22%)
	Emo Phillips
	0 (0%)
	Joe Rogan
	1 (3%)
	Andy Dick
	3 (9%)
	Russell Brand
	0 (0%)
	3 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Worst Comedian Ever? [View all] red dog 1 Dec 2017 OP

Andrew Dice Clay SeattleVet Dec 2017 #1

I highly disliked him. DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #3

He's not going on the list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #5

"Hit pay dirt with K dirt!" CrispyQ Dec 2017 #75

+ 1 red dog 1 Dec 2017 #79

That's the one Trailrider1951 Dec 2017 #7

Speaking of misogynistic assholes... red dog 1 Dec 2017 #12

Yup, Rump's far worse Trailrider1951 Dec 2017 #14

We don't even have TV anymore red dog 1 Dec 2017 #16

Dice the series is on Showtime now Submariner Dec 2017 #101

Ding, Ding, Ding We have a winna Ferrets are Cool Dec 2017 #45

You listed my worst first. All others a distant second. IADEMO2004 Dec 2017 #52

That was my first thought exactly. Male chauvanist ugly pig. OregonBlue Dec 2017 #76

+1 bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #104

Nah CT has ONE good joke ghostsinthemachine Dec 2017 #2

Yeah. I never found Carrot Top's prop comedy funny TexasBushwhacker Dec 2017 #87

Joe Rogan DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #4

Joe Rogan made it to number 11 on www.toptens.com "Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever list" red dog 1 Dec 2017 #46

Thats funny. DangerousUrNot Dec 2017 #51

Kellyann Conway.......she really was a stand-up comedian. AJT Dec 2017 #6

Her reference to the "Bowling Green Massacre" was hilarious! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #9

Was Rosie really a stand-up comedian? ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #8

Well, she is supposedly "a comedian" red dog 1 Dec 2017 #11

I just can't recall any standup routine from Rosie ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #13

You're right - She's not a "stand-up" comedian red dog 1 Dec 2017 #17

By the way ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #20

she used to host a weekly stand-up comic show OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #71

Around the mid 80's Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2017 #18

Yes, she actually was a stand up hibbing Dec 2017 #47

I wish I could have picked Bob Hope. Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #10

I watched him growing up too red dog 1 Dec 2017 #15

The only reason bob hope doesn't deserve to be on the "worst comedian" list Merlot Dec 2017 #42

Disagree with everyone on Bob Hope. By the 1960s, he was a master of ceremonies type, FSogol Dec 2017 #64

He was awful by the 60's, but I've seen heis 40's movies and he was the worst part Merlot Dec 2017 #69

Have to disagree here - the zombie island one with Goddard was great bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #105

Yes, Woody Allen based how he acted cowardly in movies on old Bob Hope stuff MrPurple Dec 2017 #106

Emo Phillips Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2017 #19

I agree! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #23

Emo Phillips is now on the list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #30

Oh god, yes. Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #33

Winner JDC Dec 2017 #49

His style and delivery can be grating... Ron Obvious Dec 2017 #80

Also don't find Schumer funny ClarendonDem Dec 2017 #21

Who did you vote for? red dog 1 Dec 2017 #24

I love Sarah Silverman! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #43

This guy: Initech Dec 2017 #22

He is annoying, but I loved his bit about visitors coming to the house. GoneOffShore Dec 2017 #95

Gilbert Gottfried and Howie Mandel Boomerproud Dec 2017 #25

You're right about Howie Mandel red dog 1 Dec 2017 #29

Dane Cook n/t hibbing Dec 2017 #26

He made it to number 1 on a "Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever" list red dog 1 Dec 2017 #32

hehe hibbing Dec 2017 #35

He made it to number ONE on the worst stand-up list! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #40

+1 n/t FSogol Dec 2017 #44

100% this Saviolo Dec 2017 #54

Bingo stopbush Dec 2017 #57

That's my vote... Glamrock Dec 2017 #102

These are all people making a living as comedians. itsrobert Dec 2017 #27

So your suggestion is to only list comedians who AREN'T "making a living as comedians"? red dog 1 Dec 2017 #38

Gallagher - way too much success for smashing fruit MrPurple Dec 2017 #28

That's the guy. pressbox69 Dec 2017 #61

And he ended up in a court case with his lookalike brother, who also performs as "Gallagher!" Ken Burch Dec 2017 #81

Hilarious segments on Howard Stern and Mark Maron showing what a hack Gallagher is in recent years MrPurple Dec 2017 #91

As I've always said, if you want REAL comedy, go to the Idaho State Fair. Ken Burch Dec 2017 #93

How the hell can you not include Dennis Miller? Bradshaw3 Dec 2017 #31

You're absolutely right! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #36

Thanks! Bradshaw3 Dec 2017 #58

OK- You can vote for Dennis Miller now! red dog 1 Dec 2017 #37

Miller was funny in the 90s before he became the FoxNews comic MrPurple Dec 2017 #73

Agreed. Dulcinea Dec 2017 #85

Pauly Shore ... VMA131Marine Dec 2017 #34

Larry the Cable Guy's act is comedy? Eugene Dec 2017 #39

Pauly Shore and this proves IT ... stonecutter357 Dec 2017 #41

I am a failure with comedy peacebuzzard Dec 2017 #48

I never heard about Joe Rogan before, red dog 1 Dec 2017 #50

I think Jay Leno should be on that list nt doc03 Dec 2017 #53

I recall him doing some truly funny stand-up on Letterman Orrex Dec 2017 #66

Yes, he was hilarious as an 80's Letterman guest - toned down his act on the Tonight Show MrPurple Dec 2017 #77

On the Tonight Show he repeated the punch line all the time drove up the wall. I agree doc03 Dec 2017 #89

He aimed for the lowest common denominator on the Tonight Show and sadly that works for ratings MrPurple Dec 2017 #90

Any comedian who's shtick is just having a chip on their shoulder... Locut0s Dec 2017 #55

Dennis Miller gets my vote...n/t Upthevibe Dec 2017 #56

Lewis Black Is Good At That! ProfessorGAC Dec 2017 #62

As an aside, I've met Carrot Top IRL Algernon Moncrieff Dec 2017 #59

my wife met him OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #72

Adam Sandler n/t Stargleamer Dec 2017 #60

He's massively overrated, don't like his movies, but he's not the worst MrPurple Dec 2017 #98

Is Will Ferrell a sand up comedian??? Lots of folks think he's just sooooooo funny a kennedy Dec 2017 #63

They're all pretty awful. geardaddy Dec 2017 #65

Tom Green should be on the list. JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2017 #67

Russell Brand is pretty dreadful T_i_B Dec 2017 #68

I've seen Carrot Top live twice OriginalGeek Dec 2017 #70

Jeff Dunham is painfully unfunny TexasBushwhacker Dec 2017 #88

Sam Kinison. Codeine Dec 2017 #74

Yes, he just was awful!! LeftInTX Dec 2017 #86

I think he was talented, but it was perforance art that was fueled by cocaine MrPurple Dec 2017 #97

Jerry Seinfeld jmowreader Dec 2017 #78

+ 1 red dog 1 Dec 2017 #83

Greg Gutfeld? czarjak Dec 2017 #82

Rob Schneider. OilemFirchen Dec 2017 #84

Dennis Miller, by a mile. Paladin Dec 2017 #92

Dennis Miller out of this bunch... but I REALLY can't stand PassingFair Dec 2017 #94

Mort the snort Sahl Wolf Frankula Dec 2017 #96

Mort Sahl is 90 and still performing red dog 1 Dec 2017 #99

Mort made the GREATEST joke about Trump MortSahlFan Dec 2018 #107

Don Rickles n/t Stargleamer Dec 2017 #100

How does Russell brand get votes here? Dennisi miller by a mile! bagelsforbreakfast Dec 2017 #103