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FrankfurtCat

(1,213 posts) Wed Feb 22, 2017, 04:39 PM Feb 2017

"Every State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident" [View all]

I live in Alaska. What is your State's Sarcastic Line?
Make up your own!
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http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/2/
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"Every State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident" [View all] FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 OP

Heh: Auggie Feb 2017 #1

This is so true! I'm in the Northeast, closer to Canada than NYC! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #4

The motto for NYC is "Blow it out your ass!" rug Feb 2017 #9

They did Scarsdale Feb 2017 #49

Ha! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #75

There's more to New York??? Yavin4 Feb 2017 #15

Probably the majority of NYStaters have either never been to manhattan, or lindysalsagal Feb 2017 #54

My wife is from Chautauqua County. BobTheSubgenius Feb 2017 #33

I'm sure I know people who have never been to NYC, LOL Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #34

Alabama State Motto: "Thank God for Mississippi!" yallerdawg Feb 2017 #2

Lol I've been living in Mississippi for a year and that sums it up pretty well! Luciferous Feb 2017 #76

Washington Rules! Kennah Feb 2017 #3

Yes! TalenaGor Feb 2017 #7

also got to add... Raster Feb 2017 #37

Lived in Western WA for 15 years.... Trees, Weed, Rain and Coffee.... Raster Feb 2017 #36

Grew up in Delaware. This is perfect: Skinner Feb 2017 #5

New Hampshire is good, but I like this one sarge43 Feb 2017 #6

Florida lark Feb 2017 #8

!!! Alice11111 Feb 2017 #45

Thank God for the Amish. rug Feb 2017 #10

This is close to the actual state motto Freddie Feb 2017 #53

Missouri's is OK benld74 Feb 2017 #11

That's cute! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #32

We are East Kansas with the current state government...(n/t) Moostache Feb 2017 #56

Not really sarcasm, just an observation Shrek Feb 2017 #12

Texas svpadgham Feb 2017 #13

Texas Alice11111 Feb 2017 #44

Texas TexasBushwhacker Feb 2017 #57

I was expecting Wisconsin's to be "Eat cheese or die" FailureToCommunicate Feb 2017 #14

i'm in milw. i hate cheese AND beer. brandy is meh. hand me the armagnac. pansypoo53219 Feb 2017 #22

Wisconsin LakeArenal Feb 2017 #25

!!! Alice11111 Feb 2017 #46

No way in hell was the Virginia one said by a real Virginian... Blue_Tires Feb 2017 #16

"Go ahead and think we're 100% refineries by the Turnpike, we don't want you to know the truth..." NNadir Feb 2017 #64

L.P. Michigan... We wear a mitten so you can't see the finger we give you. N_E_1 for Tennis Feb 2017 #17

UP answer sarge43 Feb 2017 #21

LOL Srkdqltr Feb 2017 #73

I don't think Connecticut's is very accurate NewJeffCT Feb 2017 #18

Sad because it is true: FSogol Feb 2017 #19

Yep. And I'd offer the one I just made up: "We're holding our breath as we turn blue" JudyM Feb 2017 #59

That's a great one for Alaska too! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #60

Iowa Stubborn sagesnow Feb 2017 #20

Apologies to Indianans but their state motto should be "Seriously? We're STILL only in Indiana??" Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2017 #23

Here's a few... King_Klonopin Feb 2017 #24

Awesome! I've never been to any of those particular East coast states, though I hope to some day. FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #31

Oklahoman's are not all backwater rednecks. redstatebluegirl Feb 2017 #26

I agree. FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #72

washington state... samnsara Feb 2017 #27

hilarious! lol lol lol Too many good ones. JHan Feb 2017 #28

Here is the link to the first of the list... Raster Feb 2017 #29

Thank You! I didn't realize that the first parts were missing. FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #30

No worries. I grew up in and now currently live in Arizona... Raster Feb 2017 #35

My parents live in Arizona, and one of my daughters is there now for a Tango Festival. FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #41

Arizona and Alaska have a lot in common Alice11111 Feb 2017 #48

That's pretty well established... FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #61

I forgot Alice11111 Feb 2017 #69

Never forget! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #71

Can't locate the one for Arkansas. The link takes me to Colorado. sinkingfeeling Feb 2017 #38

Sorry-I messed up the link when I posted it. Here is the link, provided by Raster, above: FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #42

FLORIDA packman Feb 2017 #39

I've never been to Florida, but that seems pretty fitting! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #43

New Mexico Alice11111 Feb 2017 #40

There should be one for Washington, D.C.! FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #47

Kentucky Scarsdale Feb 2017 #50

Of all of these so far yours is my favorite. Doreen Feb 2017 #51

Minnesota - Two seasons: nadine_mn Feb 2017 #52

Loving v. Virginia Simon_Moon Feb 2017 #55

pretty much truth... handmade34 Feb 2017 #58

Arizona gets a bad rap. It is definitely not all beige. panader0 Feb 2017 #62

Yes--lots of incredible beauty in Arizona. FrankfurtCat Feb 2017 #70

kentucky: where common sense is considered elitist. alfredo Feb 2017 #63

Love mine sakabatou Feb 2017 #65

California: Yes, the song is correct. California does know how to party. Initech Feb 2017 #66

For the most part the only bitter Californians are conservatives! Crash2Parties Feb 2017 #67

Some were funny; some were meh (nt) TacoD Feb 2017 #68

Pennsylvania laurieu Feb 2017 #74