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Tue Apr 10, 2012, 01:30 AM

Ikonoklast (21,631 posts)

85. Sadly, no.

I lied.

I actually have a great deal to do.

I'm doing it right now.

I told you I was researching my next book.

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137 replies	Author	Time	Post
Check in to view the Taterguy/Ikonoklast lovefest!!!! [View all]	LynneSin	Apr 2012	OP
Unfortunately my cat passed from time to eternity fifty five years ago.	ohiosmith	Apr 2012	#1
Clean cotton.	hifiguy	Apr 2012	#2
Dust, cat food, and kitty litter.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#3
Today, the probably smell like cats.	Wait Wut	Apr 2012	#4
ummm	backwoodsbob	Apr 2012	#5
Bad attitude	graywarrior	Apr 2012	#6
Dusty fur.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Apr 2012	#7
Dry kitty saliva, mostly.	Arugula Latte	Apr 2012	#8
Probably a good thing....	Demoiselle	Apr 2012	#9
I love the smell of kitty fur in the morning, and the afternoon, and evening.	Arugula Latte	Apr 2012	#10
One smells like tuna, another like the litter box, and the other one just	madinmaryland	Apr 2012	#11
I don't have a damn cat	taterguy	Apr 2012	#12
Explains your sour disposition.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#18
How fucking dare you?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#20
Only if you were made out of sugar cane and gravity ceased working.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#21
I'm feeling alot of love between you 2	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#22
Anyone that doesn't have a cat is a	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#27
I'm allergic to cats	taterguy	Apr 2012	#30
No, you aren't. You have convinced yourself that you are.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#32
YEAH... WHAT THEY SAID	trueblue2007	Apr 2012	#89
How the fuck do you know what I'm made out of?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#26
Genetic sampling.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#28
All of my butts end up in the trash which ends up in the landfill	taterguy	Apr 2012	#29
Most garbagemen will save you just about anything for a free case of beer.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#31
I pay my bills online	taterguy	Apr 2012	#33
And Latvian hackers have all your passwords.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#35
I wanted some temporary tatoos	taterguy	Apr 2012	#36
You must drink quite frequently, then.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#38
Who are you to judge?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#39
Oh, I'm not judging you in the least. Not at all.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#41
A Mercedes? Why do you hate American unionized labor?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#45
The Latvian hacker collective bought it for me in Stuttgart, and had it shipped by air.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#46
That's IT. You have struck a nerve	taterguy	Apr 2012	#47
You know that 'doctor' you see uses horse tranquilizers on you.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#50
You got a problem with the Amish?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#51
You seem you be quite defensive on this subject.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#52
Hate Germans? I have a fetish for them.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#53
Is it the shiny black leather?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#54
It's all about precision engineering	taterguy	Apr 2012	#55
It's fairly well known that the vast majority of engineers in Germany	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#56
I started a thread about you 2	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#58
We should have done this shit in one of your AOTD threads	taterguy	Apr 2012	#68
You don't know a god damn thing about German engineers	taterguy	Apr 2012	#59
I have an encyclopedic knowledge about the history of engineering in Germany.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#62
What's the ISBN?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#63
I said that I wrote a book, I never said it was published.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#64
Why write a book only one person would read?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#66
I didn't write it for gain, I write to add even just one more brick to the vast wall	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#67
I look forward to reading it	taterguy	Apr 2012	#71
Well, there aren't many pictures in it, so I suppose it isn't your cup of tea.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#72
Monkeys live in the jungle, not the sea	taterguy	Apr 2012	#74
Oh, so you're an expert in primate biology now, I suppose?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#75
I've seen a couple episodes of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom	taterguy	Apr 2012	#76
I bet the other people at the beach thought they saw a monkey	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#77
I never said I went swimming.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#78
Is that the excuse you use to not shower since 1975?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#79
Stop thinking about me taking a shower	taterguy	Apr 2012	#80
I can't help it. You take my breath away.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#82
Don't you have anything better to do?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#83
Sadly, no.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#85
I can't decide what's more of a waste of time . . .	taterguy	Apr 2012	#88
Look, just because you used to deliver pizzas to a publishing firm for their casual Fridays	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#90
How the fuck could I deliver pizzas on a bicycle?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#92
You must peddle that rickity contraption of yours r e a l l y s l o w l y.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#93
I'm capable of doing 30+ mph on a bike	taterguy	Apr 2012	#95
In other words, cold pizza.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#96
In other words, I don't deliver fucking pizzas	taterguy	Apr 2012	#97
If you had a kitty for a pet, you wouldn't be so angry all of the time.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#98
Transcendental this motherfucker	taterguy	Apr 2012	#99
Good thing Will Rogers is dead.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#100
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#101
Have you ever met His Serenity, the Dalai Lama?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#102
Maybe	taterguy	Apr 2012	#103
I'd think that one might remember that occasion and not equivocate about it...except for...	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#105
A lot of people have kicked my ass	taterguy	Apr 2012	#108
He may have thought you were The Buddha.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#109
That third grade beating was a repressed memory	taterguy	Apr 2012	#110
I married that girl.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#111
Damn right I'm crying	taterguy	Apr 2012	#112
I sense that you are really emotionally fragile right now.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#113
I sense that you have no sense of decency	taterguy	Apr 2012	#114
You besmirch my good nature, sirrah!	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#115
Jeans and a t-shirt	taterguy	Apr 2012	#116
Hippy.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#117
Hippy my ass, it's comfortable.	taterguy	Apr 2012	#118
Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right?	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#119
Only a dumbass would admit to being on drugs	taterguy	Apr 2012	#120
When you throw one right down the middle like that, nice, fat, and slow	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#121
Enough with the fat comments	taterguy	Apr 2012	#122
Subliminal motivational techniques are the eat a double cheeseburger latest thing on the web.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#123
Sigh	taterguy	Apr 2012	#124
You sound a bit tired.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#127
Thanks for the diagnosis doctor	taterguy	Apr 2012	#128
I'll write a note for you to give your employer.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#129
The only exercise I get is working	taterguy	Apr 2012	#130
Backstabbing fellow employees is not actual 'exercise'.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#131
There's no water cooler where I work	taterguy	Apr 2012	#132
You're kind of a ruder version of Ronald Reagan.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#133
You're asking for proprietary information	taterguy	Apr 2012	#134
You know your boss would never fire you.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#135
How the fuck would you know?	taterguy	Apr 16	#136
Because you make him look like a genius to upper management.	Ikonoklast	Apr 16	#137
Here, this one's right up your alley.	rug	Apr 2012	#37
Lilith smells like cat fart	JitterbugPerfume	Apr 2012	#13
Shrimps, salmon... TUNA ...	AsahinaKimi	Apr 2012	#14
Elderberries.	bluesbassman	Apr 2012	#15
Clean blanket	KT2000	Apr 2012	#16
cat. But my boyfriend smells like a mix of roses and warm cookies.	alphafemale	Apr 2012	#17
Revenge.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#19
cat spit	madmom	Apr 2012	#23
Hay. I always thought cats smelled like hay. /nt	MatthewStLouis	Apr 2012	#24
cat ashes and bone chips	geardaddy	Apr 2012	#25
Fresh Scented poop.	Hell Hath No Fury	Apr 2012	#34
Hear, hear!!	Bertha Venation	Apr 2012	#69
A sweet memory	siligut	Apr 2012	#40
My cat smells like a cat.	meti57b	Apr 2012	#42
Litter Box?	tandot	Apr 2012	#43
My kitties smell like contempt and loathing for humans..	denbot	Apr 2012	#44
Pain.	WilliamPitt	Apr 2012	#48
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum	a la izquierda	Apr 2012	#49
I don't have a cat, but my neighbor's cat smells like...	Hepburn	Apr 2012	#57
Fish breath.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#60
Poop, unfortunately	MorningGlow	Apr 2012	#61
A stuffed animal.	Iris	Apr 2012	#65
Cowardice	mythology	Apr 2012	#70
Umm.. Cold moon shadow.. maybe?	Motown_Johnny	Apr 2012	#73
Ladies and gentlemen... Phoebe Buffay!	KamaAina	Apr 2012	#81
I don't smell anything.	applegrove	Apr 2012	#84
Work your way to the far end..	denbot	Apr 2012	#86
I've actually feined that once or twice with my cats to try and bond with them (I didn't actually	applegrove	Apr 2012	#87
She smells of guilt, and treachery, and diamonds, and leather.	Bruce Wayne	Apr 2012	#91
Ass. Layla smells like ass.	AtomicKitten	Apr 2012	#94
Wasn't there a South Park episode about this?	jberryhill	Apr 2012	#104
This has got to be the most dumbass post to get over 100 replies	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#106
Damn your insensitive soul	TrogL	Apr 2012	#107
Cat spit. n/t	krispos42	Apr 2012	#125
Brick. She smells like warm brick.	sakabatou	Apr 2012	#126

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