St. Teresa of Avila

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29. Aw, c'mon. They were hilarious.

A little off color, but only by Canadian standards.

What did you have for supper?

Another true story. I made some killer gravy from scratch over the last two days. I went to this big pot luck and I figured all the food would be served cold.

So, I have this brilliant idea to make gravy and bring my fondue pot and some sterno. I figured they would probably carry me around the room on their shoulders, that is how brilliant my idea was.

When I get there, I ask where I can set it up and they inform me that they have 60 gallons of gravy. 60!

And the worst part is that mine leaked into the rolling grocery bag I took it in and made a terrible mess.

That was a real, "Wow, just, wow" moment.

When I got back to the yacht, I finally broke down into tears. Thank god that one of the servants was here to wipe my eyes and fix me some caviar. I don't know what I would do without them.