Since the last poll was such a success, what should I get flvegan for Valentine's Day?

[LeftyMom]

Poll question: Since the last poll was such a success, what should I get flvegan for Valentine's Day?

Today's finalists:

1. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/086573044X.01._PIsitb-st-arrow,TopLeft,-1,-14_OU01_SCTHUMBZZZ_AA100_.jpg

America's Favorite Wild Game Recipes

upside: Uh...

downside: I don't think he'd ever talk to me again.

2.

11" Stuffed Carrot

upside: Finally, a carrot he can't hate.

downside: Technically, it's a dog toy. I mean, if I'm going to send him a dog toy I could just smear some hummus in a Kong and be done with it.

3.

Automatic Egg Cooker

upside: Next time he has to make eggs for his sick dog, we'll all be spared the part where two people who've been vegan forever try to remember how to cook eggs.

downside: Next time he has to make eggs for his sick dog, we'll all be spared the part where two people who've been vegan forever try to remember how to cook eggs.

4.

Toaster with Egg and Muffin Poacher

upside: He and his dog could split breakfast. Maybe he'll give up his futile but amusing quest to score a toaster from Haruka.

downside: That's not really going to happen.

5.
Nickelback CD

upside: Keeps a copy out of the hands of impressionable young people.

downside: The terrorists win.

6.

Mangroomer Do-It-Yourself Electric Backhair Shaver

upside: Even funnier than the sack shaver

downside: But a bit more mean.

7.

Star Trek movie DVD set

upside: I'd love it. Sure, he hates Star Trek, so I could totally borrow it.

downside: Nemesis.

8.

You knew it'd be here.

upside: Really fun to say.

downside: Everything else about it.

9.

Remote control pterodactyl

upside: LeftyKid really likes his. And they could fight. :woohoo:

downside: There really isn't one. Being overgrown kids seems to work for us.

10. Other/Dingbat/Kids in China don't get anything for Valentine's Day/this thread needs to be pornified/whatever

[Droopy]

1. I had to bless your thread with a post

You clearly put a lot of effort into it and it was funny. I don't know what's wrong with these jackasses around here.

I went with the back hair trimmer option. I know that's not a very sensitive gift, but just explain to him how much it would improve your sex life. He'll go for it then :).

[LeftyMom]

9. He doesn't actually need the back hair mower at all

That's why it's funny. :D

[Rhythm]

2. for Valentine's day, you should give US...

those nekkie pix of flvegan that you keep coyly alluding to... *L*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. This thread needs to be pornified.

Then, again, I think everyone should be pornified.

[Rhythm]

4. Yay for pornification!!!

*does a porny little dance*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. I like the pteradactyl.

Where can I get one? :-)

[LeftyMom]

6. Discovery channel store or Amazon

Isn't that thing cool? LK loves his. He has a Tyrannosaur one too.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I gave my kids tarantulas for Xmas from National Geographic...

Their walk is eerily similar to the real thing...

I love stuff like that! Thanks for the info!

[wildhorses]

8. i think you should wrap yourself up with a red bow and

overnite yourself to flvegan...that's what i think:think:

and, oh yeah don't forget to take pix:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

10. .

:kick:

[mike_c]

11. aheh, aheh-- smearing humus on a kong....

aheh aheh, rhymes with dong....

[flvegan]

12. Let me do you a quick favor and eliminate one of them:

Sigh. Nickelback. Really, although they RAWK so seriesly, the radio stations around here play them every 5 f'ing minutes. Oh, yeah, you bet your ass they have a NEW BIG HIT!!!1!1 Yeah, it's called "Rock Star" or something like that (I assume having heard the shit line about being one in that DAMNABLE song a braillion times). What's REALLY odd /sarcasm, is how much is sounds like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR OTHER SHIT SONGS!!!!! Payola...I have proof, and that proof is Nickelback.

I swear to sweet baby jeebus, if I had the money, I'd pay someone, somewhere to name the next Super Typhoon "Nickelback" JUST because of how much they BLOW!

Holy crap, I need a drink.

That stated, my point is, by the time the year is done, every bleeding song on their beer-coaster of a release will have been played to death on the radio. 'Tis a waste of money.

[LeftyMom]

13. That song is why I never go anywhere in my car without my ipod.

If they sucked any more Linda Lovelace could sue for copyright infringement.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Has Ari Fleischer released any CDs of Sinatra covers?

[Redstone]

15. "Even funnier than the Sack Shaver?" Somehow, I don't find the concept of a "Sack Shaver"

even remotely funny. OUCH!

But for a real vote? The pterodactyl. His pooches would love chasing that around.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

16. There's a sweet story about the dinosaur. Remind me to post it sometime.

[jmowreader]

17. I'm going for the cookbook

Just go through it and change every instance of meat to something he will eat.

The marketing potential for Tofenison, Tofoose and Tofalmon is endless.

They've already got Tofurkey.

[LeftyMom]

18. In a world where HuFu and Vegan Haggis exist, all things are possible.

I had a Tofurkey sandwich for lunch today, the hickory smoked deli slices aren't bad. Both they and the sausages are, IMO, worlds better than the actual Tofurkey.

[Taverner]

19. A DU Valentines heart

Seriously...I'd go with the pterodactyl.

The fact that you took the trouble to spell it correctly means something.

[LeftyMom]

20. He got one for LeftyKid last christmas

LeftyKid loves that thing.