You so ugly...
Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:23 PM
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You once went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
GO! :bounce:
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:25 PM
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You stood yourself up on a blind date.
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Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:27 PM
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2. You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry. |
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:27 PM
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....when you were born, they put tinted windows on your incubator.
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:28 PM
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4. You so ugly they fed you with a slingshot! |
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:28 PM
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when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
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Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:29 PM
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You have to Trick or Treat by phone.
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Inchworm
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:30 PM
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when you went to enter an ugly contest they said, "No Professionals!"
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:33 PM
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8. You so ugly, when you were born they named you "Damn!" |
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:34 PM
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when you sit in the sand, cats try to bury you.
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:35 PM
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Every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."
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oshyposhy
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:50 PM
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14. I loled for realsies. |
Call Me Wesley
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:39 PM
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but I shave you anyway."
Call Me Wesley, Bathroom quotes.
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Inchworm
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:40 PM
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12. you so ugly you make onions cry! |
Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:43 PM
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you didn't get hit with the ugly stick, you got hit with the ugly log.
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:52 PM
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they hit you with a stick to make an ugly stick
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Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:56 PM
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Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:57 PM
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you could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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Bucky
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:04 PM
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your wife closes her eyes and thinks of Nixon.
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Lyric
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:06 PM
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that it took a beautician twelve hours to give you a price quote.
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Bucky
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Fri Jan-09-09 05:53 PM
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16. In Soviet Union, ugly so YOU!! |
rug
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:00 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:18 PM
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22. You so ugly, you went to the beauty shop in an |
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:22 PM
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You couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a sack of bananas.
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:26 PM
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My favorite one yet!
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SalmonChantedEvening
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:27 PM
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25. Stolen, I assure you. |
Road Scholar
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:38 PM
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26. No,no, it's the truth, you really are that ugly! Really! |
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:shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pals:
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SalmonChantedEvening
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:40 PM
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27. My bathroom mirror wears a goalie's mask. |
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:48 PM
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:pals: :rofl: :loveya: :hi:
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Fri Jan-09-09 07:04 PM
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:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:
:beer:
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Fri Jan-09-09 07:03 PM
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29. You're so ugly, we call you DUgly. |
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Fri Jan-09-09 07:51 PM
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31. ...when you were born, the doctor slapped yo mamma |
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Fri Jan-09-09 07:58 PM
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32. You so ugly, when they tied a porkchop around your neck so the dog would play with you... |
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the dog said "no thanks, I'm a vegan".
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Fri Jan-09-09 08:18 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 08:15 PM
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33. You're so ugly your father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. |
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Fri Jan-09-09 08:22 PM
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35. You so damned ugly... |
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you gotta sneak up on a mirror just to brush your tooth
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Fri Jan-09-09 08:46 PM
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Your tears run down the back of your head.
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Fri Jan-09-09 08:46 PM
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37. You so ugly, the but wouldn't tutch YOU! |
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:01 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:03 PM by primate1
...The Elephant Man pays your child support.
...Your mom was hanged for crimes against humanity.
And fopr a slight change of pace:
Your ass is so hairy it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Only in America!"
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:16 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:19 PM by gemdem
you make Baby Jesus cry.
Well... you do. Seriously.
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:19 PM
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you couldn't get laid at fat camp with a truck full of big macs
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:35 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:38 PM
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Him verrrrry handsome. :D
(I know, I get to sleep with him every night.)
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hippywife
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:36 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:37 PM by hippywife
if my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! }(
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Fri Jan-09-09 09:53 PM
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you keep Vaseline on the mirror!
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Fri Jan-09-09 10:04 PM
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45. you so ugly - they put your face on a carton of milk |
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Fri Jan-09-09 10:07 PM
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dogs close their eyes when they hump your leg.
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