Reply #436: None of these guys is going on the stand

[jberryhill]

I'll bet you ten bucks paypal that Seligman never testifies in this criminal trial.

When you say they used different names to confuse the strippers about who they were, lemme ask you as the resident expert, do you think men ever lie to you about their names?

Flash-forward ten years, and Seligman is getting background-checked for a government job, hey waddya know his name turns up on the books of an escort service that was busted a while back for tax evasion, and there's a stripper that remembers a guy named "Reade". Like it or not, one thing I'm sure that motivates these guys (or motivated anyway) was protecting their 'reputation'.

I mean, hey, my name IS John. You know how depressing it is to read in the paper that "Ten Johns Arrested in Prostitution Sweep". It's like they're out to get me or something.