Even "I" could be a better president than this asshole

[mopaul]

that's what really pisses me off, i'm about a half crazy brain damaged burnout my own self, so i don't want somebody stupider than me as the president. all the presidents i ever remember, from ike on down, could at least bullshit their way through a press conference or interview.

even i could have prevented 9-11, or war in iraq. even i could have created more jobs, or balanced a budget, and i'm about a dense sumbitch. i want a man who's not just a little smarter than me, i want a man who's a hell of a lot smarter than me.

even with my brain behind me, and my ears plugged, i could answer any reporters question, on damn near any subject with a certain amount of coherence. i'm a pretty good bullshitter, and i want a president who is masterful bullshitter. that's what we need in the white house.

me and george both had reckless youths, they still call me, 'that 70's mo', i've snorted coke, drank whiskey, ran around with loose women, embarassed myself at parties, and driven millions of miles totally shitfaced. i've burnt out at least as many brain cells as this fuck, and throw in about 200 hundred hardcore enlightening trips, and i can still tell you where canada is located, without looking at a globe.

if it get's so bad, that we have to remove bush, and cheney is thrown into prison with noriega, and dennis hastert is run over by a water buffalo, i volunteer to take over the reigns of power and i promise to straighten this nation out in about two weeks.

i guarantee a chicken in every pot, two used cars in every driveway, a good five cent cigar, and i promise not to discriminate against women based soley on the shape of their skin.

but seriously, that guy bush, is such a total tool, even i could smoke him and blow rings around his mamma.