Karl Rove & Fox News want this Story; "A busload of 6th graders missing"

[Botany]

With the following parts:

* Cute White Kids from a red state are missing
* They were on their way to a young Christians for Christ meet up
* Some had freckles, pig tails, and a pair of twins were involved
* They also had a lap pup w/ them ...... "Mr. Bouncer"
* Iranians who are french speaking and gay are thought to be behind it
* A liberal French judge let the Iranians out of prison
* Laura Bush is sponsoring a (insert color of your choice) ribbon
program ...... "Until the Christ Kids come back, the ribbons stay
up."
* Fox news will do a 24/7 broadcast from the scene of "America's Loss"
* Troops in Iraq will mass on the Iranian border to "fight for the children."
* bush will have a national talk to the country speech ...... He will cry and
pray ..... "For God's goodness to help him in our hour of need."

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