Flying Spaghetti Monster gains mainstream acceptance!

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Alternate religion scored big this week when it gained mainstream recognition!

Noodly Savior by Tim Grieve

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""We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe," wrote the religion’s founder, Bobby Henderson, in a recent letter to the Kansas Board of Education. "None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power."

Yes, this is a joke. Henderson, 25, decided to write his open letter to the state’s education officials in response to their plan to deemphasize the teaching of evolution in schools and in the wake of President Bush’s remarks Aug. 1 regarding the teaching of Intelligent Design, that the "decision should be made local school districts" but "both sides ought to be properly taught ... so people can understand what the debate is about."
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Henderson, who says he recently graduated from Oregon State University with a degree in physics, concluded his letter by saying: "I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world -- one third time for Intelligent Design; one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism; and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."

The Flying Spaghetti Monster does't have a monopoly on religious satire this week. "The Daily Show" promises to end the debate on evolution in a series that began Monday called, "Evolution Schmevolution: A Daily Show Special Report."

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{Link:www.salon.com/politics/war_room/index.html?blog=/politics/war_room/2005/09/13/fsm/index.html|Salon]