Reply #22: Learn to move your lips as you read

[The Whiskey Priest]

Start dating your cousin.

Start to believe that even though you have been a junior janitor ten years, someday you will be the CEO.

The last book you read, thought you had, or opinion independently formed was....oh, never.

Know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

Have undying faith that every word of the bible is true, even though the most of the bible you have read is...."In the Beginning"

Worry about the "death tax," because should your father pass away you don't want to pay any taxes on the $300 your father has in the bank .

Hold that the most important political question facing the country involves whether or not Harry and Charlie can get married, even though you have just been laid off from a corporation that is moving overseas so they can cut labor cost.

Oh, yes, there many other things you must do to be a Freeper, but mostly you should make sure that your HMO covers mental health.