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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 01:46 PM
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Another Bush voter with a negative I.Q.
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So I'm driving home from the grocery store today and am waiting at a red light on a four-lane street. Behind me is a pick-up truck whose occupant looks like your typical victim of severe testosterone poisoning.

When the light turns green, the guy in the pick-up truck lays in on his accelerator, making his tires squeal as he passes me on the right and goddamned near slams into the car ahead of me before managing to wiggle his way in between that car and mine. I'm about to wonder what kind of a death-wishing moron the guy must be, when I notice his bumper stickers. To wit:

GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS.

NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU'RE PERFECT, TRY WALKING ON WATER.

And of course:

BUSH/CHENEY '04.

Now it all makes sense! Assuming he's able to read, that jerk-off must have seen my bumper stickers when he was behind me, and wanted to to show me that not everyone agrees with my anti-American ways. Never mind that he almost caused a three-car pile-up as he illegally passed me on the right and cut in front of me. What's important is that a god-fearing, flag-worshiping patriot got to stick it to a got-damn librul!

Have I mentioned tonight how much I hate these people?
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